Wanted: Japshow attendee who weighs less than 10st

[enigma]

As per subject! In an attempt to reduce my cars 1/4 mile time and to show its true potential I am after someone to drive my car at the Japanese Performance Show in October. My 21st frame is not conducive to fast times!

Full tuition will be provided :inquisiti /Steeringw

[BraindG]

that counts wouter out... im 11st! :p

[kornstar]

im under 10st and have a bit of experience with the leggy, i expect airfares to be paid in full and also including accomadation, will suply my own helmet. What dates in october as i will not be availible around the 14th...

lol cheers
:thumbsup:

[colVR4]

I'm 75 kilos, whats that?

[Big Ian]

Dave.. /Hmmm i'd think you may have the "know how" on radio electronic's
do you see what i'm getting at /yes

[bradc]

as he said ^^^^^

My legnum is very similar to your's Dave, a purple facelift with tiptronic gearbox and soon to be dual exhausts, as such I am clearly the best option :D

[Wodjno]

I'm 75 kilos, whats that?

About 1st 11lb..
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TO HEAVY/yes

[enigma]

I would let Toby dive as he is just over 1st, but he cant reach the pedals!

[BraindG]

I would let Toby dive as he is just over 1st, but he cant reach the pedals!
You not seen indiana Jones? use blocks of wood!

[Brunty]

As per subject! In an attempt to reduce my cars 1/4 mile time and to show its true potential I am after someone to drive my car at the Japanese Performance Show in October.

10 stone sounds a bit exacting. Why not ask Derek to drive it for you?



























:joker: Bwaaahhhhahaaaaaa :jester:

/Hissy

[Wouter]

I may be just hitting 13st.... but I am still the fastest driver of the fastest VR4!

(No matter what J-Tuner says)

So Dave if you wish to have a "Pro" driving your speed machine just PM me!

/haz

[paulmc]

If i lose 6st by then can I drive it :rolleyes4 /pan :joker:

[Big Ian]

AHEMM!.....

Dave.. /Hmmm i'd think you may have the "know how" on radio electronic's
do you see what i'm getting at /yes

nothing better than the speed and control of a radio control car...... :inquisiti no matter the size :leer:

[enigma]

If i lose 6st by then can I drive it :rolleyes4 /pan :joker:

On that basis I could just go on a strict diet and try and lose 11st!

[enigma]

10 stone sounds a bit exacting. Why not ask Derek to drive it for you?

Last time Derek drove it he was slower than me...............technique matters! :smug:

[Wodjno]

[QUOTE=Wouter]I may be just hitting 13st.... but I am still the fastest driver of the fastest VR4!

(No matter what J-Tuner says)

So Dave if you wish to have a "Pro" driving your speed machine just PM me!

/haz[/QUOTE}

Hmmm .. ?

Can somebody who was so terrified of the Dereks VR4's Non Nitrous power, that he froze with terror and in that 12secs of terror, he gripped the Nitrous Button and shoved down hard on the juice pedal and only managed to control this terror once he was over the line.. :rolleyes4 :inquisiti /pan

Thus resulting in a 12sec 1/4mile .. /yes :toilet: /Hyper ;) :lipsrseal

SO that's how the top Fuellers are so quick !!

[Wouter]

Hmmm .. ?

Can somebody who was so terrified of the Dereks VR4's Non Nitrous power, that he froze with terror and in that 12secs of terror, he gripped the Nitrous Button and shoved down hard on the juice pedal and only managed to control this terror once he was over the line.. :rolleyes4 :inquisiti /pan

Thus resulting in a 12sec 1/4mile .. /yes :toilet: /Hyper ;) :lipsrseal

SO that's how the top Fuellers are so quick !!

/haz

The only time I have ever been terrified in any car was with you arround Brunters!

And I would do it again!! Only next time with a Helmet!

[colVR4]

What you basically need.........




...dare I say this..... :uhoh:





























...is a woman to drive it, they are all small and light and stuff. :jester: :end:

[Nick VR4]

75 kilogram = 165.3466966 lbs = 11.7875714 st

[Wodjno]

75 kilogram = 165.3466966 lbs = 11.7875714 st

Which is 1st 11lb overweight :drummer: :thumbsup:

[Wodjno]

/haz

The only time I have ever been terrified in any car was with you arround Brunters!

And I would do it again!! Only next time with a Helmet!

Soory Geezer.. :embarasse I seem to have a habit of doing that..

[zentac]

let me have a go, but I cant guarentee your gearbox will survive ;)

oh and Im not less that 10st.

put the car in N, hold 6000rpm then when the lights change bang it into drive. I did it a few times on the FTO Tip box and it survived ;)

[Wouter]

let me have a go, but I cant guarentee your gearbox will survive ;)

oh and Im not less that 10st.

put the car in N, hold 6000rpm then when the lights change bang it into drive. I did it a few times on the FTO Tip box and it survived ;)

/haz

I used to do that all the time in my Dad's 2.8 Merc.... loads of fun!!!

And I know that it is still driving 6 years on! hehe

[Wodjno]

let me have a go, but I cant guarentee your gearbox will survive ;)

oh and Im not less that 10st.

put the car in N, hold 6000rpm then when the lights change bang it into drive. I did it a few times on the FTO Tip box and it survived ;)
That can't feel safe. That must be 1 hell of a bang .. Does it launch any quicker ??

[Nick Mann]

Anybody about to change a gearbox?! :p

Far too heavy to even think about offering my services. How come there are so few skinny people here?

[Wodjno]

Anybody about to change a gearbox?! :p

Far too heavy to even think about offering my services. How come there are so few skinny people here?

Skinny people cn't afford VR4's..

Cos if they ain't got enuff money to buy enuff food to get fat ..

Then they ain't gonna be able to afford a VR4 .. :smug:

[BraindG]

Unless you went my way, and cant afford the food cos of the VR4... some weeks i found myself eating nothing just to get a tank of fuel. :embarasse

[colVR4]

Here's one skinny man that can :D

[Wouter]

Skinny people cn't afford VR4's..

Cos if they ain't got enuff money to buy enuff food to get fat ..

Then they ain't gonna be able to afford a VR4 .. :smug:

????? :huh2:

Have you seen Barry lately?

He is not what I would call fat!

[Wodjno]

????? :huh2:

Have you seen Barry lately?

He is not what I would call fat!

Looks like we found your Man Dave.. And who better to than the founder of the Club itself.. :thumbsup:

Think he's Deffo gonna need some work on his Launches. /yes Especially after his really quick times at Bruntingthorpe.. /grr /pan

[diddingtonwizard]

I'm 10 1/2 stone............and am dieting. Any good ??

[BraindG]

Think he's Deffo gonna need some work on his Launches. /yes Especially after his really quick times at Bruntingthorpe.. /grr /pan

Atleast i run :leer: anyways, its WAY more complicated launching a manual, all these variables to consider, and.. err.. stuff!...

[Wodjno]

Atleast i run :leer: anyways, its WAY more complicated launching a manual, all these variables to consider, and.. err.. stuff!...

ROFLMAO.. /lol

Left that one open for retaliation and i wasn't disapointed.. :thumbsup:

[SGHOM]

Last time Derek drove it he was slower than me...............technique matters! :smug:
tried it just once, & messed my launch. /yes

[psbarham]

cameron can reach the pedals , but in doing so cant see a damn thing , but he's only 5 stone (is that right for a 4 yr old? ) but i you got the tracking sorted and some string to hold the wheel in place he would be spot on :inquisiti

[mike]

10st 5lbs? Yep - a small skinny git!! :embarasse it helps being light ona bike though.... :thumbsup:

Corners are more fun too...

Mike.

[wirdy]

Skinny people cn't afford VR4's..

Cos if they ain't got enuff money to buy enuff food to get fat ..

Then they ain't gonna be able to afford a VR4 .. :smug:

/haz /STP

[Kieran]

What about Vicky (Nick's wife)? She must surely be the most petite road-legal member of Club VR-4! :thumbsup: /Steeringw /Steeringw

I'm about 12st 7.... I have been down as low as 10st 3 in recent months, but I shall not be going back there again!!!!! /pan

[bradc]

my offer still stands!

[zedy1]

ill do it and my just over 9 stones :thumbsup:

[Dan_G]

ill do it and my just over 9 stones :thumbsup:

I think we have a winner!

I'd do it, but I'm 12 stone of pure muscle and 3 stone of grissle... ;)