good reasons for being over 21

[am2801]

/Steeringw we get to drive big powerful cars
today whilst driving the v6 (mondeo) ahem! some young t**t in a corsa, yes a corsa decides he wants 2 have a try so being nice i let him wheelspin off, booted the mondeo dropped into 2nd and left him standing. he caught up at the next set of T.L's and looked a bit surprised. So being as polite as i could I asked him why he bothered his reply "I didn't think women drove like that"
my response "have v6 will use!! what made u think your poxy 1.2 could hack it don't play with the big cars til you're 21" /pan :smug: so today that was my good reason for being over 21

feel free to add your reasons

[Brunty]

Hiya AM.

I can't think of any good reasons at all. Sorry.

[ANTHONY]

older women look nice

[Kieran]

Hiya AM.

I can't think of any good reasons at all. Sorry.

You miserable old git!! /pan /grr /pan

[I-S]

Frankly it's all gone downhill since I was 18... Mind you, cheaper car insurance is nice.

[Big Ian]

:smug: my good reason for being over 21

feel free to add your reasons


:inquisiti no more sneek'n into "over 21's only" pub's :chugchug: :smug:

[bernmc]

Ahhhhh... I look forward to the day I'm finally 21 ;)

[psbarham]

/Hijack sorry to hijack the thread , but ian i have just noticed the link in your sig ,its erm , very you :rolleyes4 :thumbsup:

[psbarham]

Ahhhhh... I look forward to the day I'm finally 21 ;)
what ever happened to trust me i'm a doctor???????????

[Big Ian]

:inquisiti no more sneek'n into "over 21's only" pub's :chugchug: :smug:

:inquisiti just remember'd a strange, but funny thing! i was working on the door's of these pub's /yes ...when i was only "19" :leer:

[bernmc]

what ever happened to trust me i'm a doctor???????????
Why, how dare you! That's the problem with you older blokes - always dissing us yoofs!

[Kieran]

Why, how dare you! That's the problem with you older blokes - always dissing us yoofs!

Oh dear oh dear oh dear...... Denial - It's Bern the mid-life-crisis bloke!!! /lol

[Big Ian]

/Hijack sorry to hijack the thread , but ian i have just noticed the link in your sig ,its erm , very you :rolleyes4 :thumbsup:

:embarasse how true! :joker:

[psbarham]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear...... Denial - It's Bern the mid-life-crisis bloke!!! /lol
very true , i wasn't the only one to notice that he's been getting a bit tetchy lately , must be an age thing , or like you say mid life crisis , started shopping for a mx5 yet bern?? /pan :rolleyes4

[bradc]

I've been 21 since June and I don't see any advantages yet. My insurance is fairly good too. The only difficult thing is that cops don't like seeing someone as young as me in such a nice looking car with 2x 4.5" exhausts ;)

[am2801]

oh dear! seems every1's havin a mid-life crisis!!! does the fact u don't live wiv ur oldies not count or d'you still live at home (scary thought). u can embarass ur kids by blasting the ice when u do the skool run. (1 of my personal faves) u can drive any cc as long as u can afford 2 run it!

maybe i should change the thread 2 say under 21 (was life simpler back then it's been that long i can't remember)

[am2801]

Why, how dare you! That's the problem with you older blokes - always dissing us yoofs!

/Hmmm ur a yoof u say :inquisiti just been 2 ur personal prof wot year were u born? having never met u. i'm pretty sure if u woz a yoof u'd be proud of your d.o.b. there's something ur not telling us isn't there!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes4

be proud of your age, shout it from the roof tops because when u buy that little red sports car we'll all know the truth :thumbsup:
:joker:

[bernmc]

I don't know where this rubbish is coming from :elvis:! Those of you who have met me must be jealous of my boyish good looks, my child-like innocence, and the fact that I am still a virgin :evil2:, and are clearly trying to taint my good name!

Unfortunately, I can't reveal my year of birth as my work for MI5 involves a certain amount of secrecy... oops, I've said too much already :lipsrseal!!!

[psbarham]

I don't know where this rubbish is coming from :elvis:! Those of you who have met me must be jealous of my boyish good looks, my child-like innocence, and the fact that I am still a virgin :evil2:, and are clearly trying to taint my good name!

Unfortunately, I can't reveal my year of birth as my work for MI5 involves a certain amount of secrecy... oops, I've said too much already :lipsrseal!!!
sniff sniff , whats that smell ? reminds me of a cattle farm /Hmmm , does this mean we all have to be shot now or have you got one of those things from men in black?

[Kieran]

....Those of you who have met me must be jealous of my boyish good looks.....

Well, I trust him as a doctor, certainly!!! Anyone who can perform plastic surgery on themselves to that degree and not look like a victim of Hanibal Lecter has got to be good!

[Paul Beazer]

[QUOTE=bernmc]and the fact that I am still a virgin :evil2:, QUOTE]
Are there any Virgins in tonight??






No, didnt think so BERN! How many kids have you? (Your wife isnt called Mary is she??)

Ah my GOD, Bernmc could be the second coming!

Im not worthy oh purple one....



Grabs coat on the way to the door...... /pan

[Kieran]

Paul?! Driving that hire car has unhinged you, hasn't it?! :inquisiti :inquisiti /yes

[bernmc]

Are there any Virgins in tonight??

No, didnt think so BERN! How many kids have you? (Your wife isnt called Mary is she??)

Ah my GOD, Bernmc could be the second coming!

Im not worthy oh purple one....
It was wind pollination, ok?

WRT the I'm not worthy stuff, this is entirely appropriate behaviour from you, and forum members should take a leaf out of your book :thumbsup:

Flesh & blood has not revealed this to you, my son. :sunny:

[Paul Beazer]

BERN.
If you're only 21 and the second coming, you would not claim to still own the sheepmobile! Sort your info out, otherwise tho shalt be christened SGHOM2 (SENILE Grey Haired OLD Man the 2nd)!! :D
Thank you and goodnight!

[bernmc]

BERN.
If you're only 21 and the second coming, you would not claim to still own the sheepmobile! Sort your info out, otherwise tho shalt be christened SGHOM2 (SENILE Grey Haired OLD Man the 2nd)!! :D
Thank you and goodnight!
Look m8, last time 'round it was a friggin smelly donkey, this time it's sheep ok? :D

[Paul Beazer]

Nurse?!

[Kieran]

:inquisiti /help

[Bal]

isnt it all about turning 25 these days ....