Pescha
14-09-2003, 04:39 AM
Geeezzzz I knew you boyz would look! :nono:
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ARE YOU A B.I.T.C.H.?
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'" She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know... Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."
A second gal answers their question before they even ask "B.I.T.C.H." What exactly is a BITCH?!? They ask in unison. " Babe In Total Control of Herself."
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "Bitch" SMILE... and say Thank You!!"
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Guess What?
I'm a B.I.T.C.H! and proud of it! :thumb1:
Hehe
Pescha
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ARE YOU A B.I.T.C.H.?
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'" She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know... Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."
A second gal answers their question before they even ask "B.I.T.C.H." What exactly is a BITCH?!? They ask in unison. " Babe In Total Control of Herself."
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "Bitch" SMILE... and say Thank You!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*
Guess What?
I'm a B.I.T.C.H! and proud of it! :thumb1:
Hehe
Pescha