SGHOM
12-05-2006, 10:55 PM
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman was
>>>able to give
>>>birth to a baby recently.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives
>>>came
>>>to visit.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile
>>>first."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the
>>>new
>>>baby now?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"No, not yet," said the mother.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the
>>>baby now? "
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"No, not yet," replied the mother.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Growing very impatient, they asked," Well, when CAN we see the baby?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"WHEN HE CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he
>>>CRIES??"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him..."
>>>able to give
>>>birth to a baby recently.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives
>>>came
>>>to visit.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile
>>>first."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the
>>>new
>>>baby now?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"No, not yet," said the mother.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the
>>>baby now? "
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"No, not yet," replied the mother.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Growing very impatient, they asked," Well, when CAN we see the baby?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"WHEN HE CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he
>>>CRIES??"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him..."