KiwiTT
04-07-2006, 05:20 AM
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example:
1) Freezer Bags
Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Photocopiers
Female, because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed but they can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tyres
Male, because they go bald and they are often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloons
Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's lots of hot air.
5) Sponges
Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Pages
Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Railway Stations
Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass
Female, because over time the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer
Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years but it's still handy to have around.
10) Remote Control
Female...... Ha! You thought it would be male, but consider this --
They give a man pleasure, and he'd be lost without one. And while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
1) Freezer Bags
Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Photocopiers
Female, because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed but they can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tyres
Male, because they go bald and they are often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloons
Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's lots of hot air.
5) Sponges
Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Pages
Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Railway Stations
Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass
Female, because over time the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer
Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years but it's still handy to have around.
10) Remote Control
Female...... Ha! You thought it would be male, but consider this --
They give a man pleasure, and he'd be lost without one. And while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.