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Nick VR4
06-11-2003, 03:54 PM
A lovely story from the latest FHM:
A while ago, after more than a few delicious beverages at my local I pulled a large woman,and persuaded her to let me take her home.
At home, we soon got down to business and despite the room being
pitch black it wasn't hard to locate her massive b*obies,so I started sucking greedily on a hardened ni*ple.
And then, rather surprisingly,I got a gob full of warm milk.
Being the perfect gentleman I immediately asked her if she had
recently given birth, but she rather testily claimed that she hadn't.
So I carried on regardless and had a thoroughly enjoyable night of
blubber-bashing with the chubby goer.
When I woke in the morning I looked down at the beached whale and
was rather horrified to see, about half an inch from her ni*ple,
the shrivelled remains of a monstrous boil which i had clearly
sucked dry during our night of passion!


:kissy2: :zzzz: :scared1: :nooo:

BraindG
06-11-2003, 04:02 PM
heheh - oops

enigma
06-11-2003, 05:12 PM
:scared1:

Roadrunner
06-11-2003, 05:30 PM
:loops: You're a sick man, Nick :uhoh: :nooo:

Darren
06-11-2003, 05:33 PM
Eeeeerrrrr I'm gagging here, someone burn my eyes out.

Nick VR4
06-11-2003, 05:34 PM
:lolz:

Bananna custard anyone :D

ReggieK
06-11-2003, 05:38 PM
From now on I'm going to bed with the lights on. :nervous:

zedy1
06-11-2003, 05:44 PM
: :lolz:

Kieran
06-11-2003, 08:25 PM
Blerk!!!!

That's gimmer than a grim thing's grim bits!!! YUCK!!!!!:scared1: :nooo:

Nick VR4
06-11-2003, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by Kieran
Blerk!!!!

That's gimmer than a grim thing's grim bits!!! YUCK!!!!!:scared1: :nooo:



Hehehe :lolz:

Spirit
07-11-2003, 12:14 AM
:lolz: