PDA

View Full Version : Mallory Park 21st October 2006



HJM
01-10-2006, 07:14 PM
OK, this will be the final HJM track day of this year and its on a Saturday :2thumbsup

Anyone up for it?

BOOK HERE (http://bookatrack.com/-pE) :evilgrin:


J :)


/edited to say now booked in intermediate session :)

K9NG
01-10-2006, 07:26 PM
All Done :2thumbsup

HJM
01-10-2006, 07:29 PM
All Done :2thumbsup

Nice one Paul :thumbsup:

J

Wouter
01-10-2006, 07:31 PM
I need a car first!

I might come and watch!

richy rich
01-10-2006, 07:33 PM
I might come and watch!
me 2

WildCards
01-10-2006, 08:50 PM
I'll be there to spectate.

Spirit
01-10-2006, 09:26 PM
Don't think I will make this, mainly due to finances but also have still to identify my slight coolant leak under track conditions.

Time for her to have her winter rest I feel

SGHOM
01-10-2006, 10:51 PM
I need to find out just what is wrong with my engine :uhoh: & I think the best way is to break it good & proper !! /Banana

I will be there in my legnum. :guitarist

tig202
01-10-2006, 11:08 PM
Just had a word with my little track fest bug and he rekons that we should be there... just need to convince mrs tig/Steeringw

HJM
01-10-2006, 11:11 PM
Nice one Derek - look forward to seeing the leggie on track /Banana

Go on Steve, I am sure you can do it (just tell her we'll let her go to bed at 10 :p )


J :)

richy rich
01-10-2006, 11:29 PM
Nice one Derek - look forward to seeing the leggie on track /Banana

Go on Steve, I am sure you can do it (just tell her we'll let her go to bed at 10 :p )


J :)
or she can take it out and you can talk sh1t with me steve lol

SGHOM
03-10-2006, 05:20 PM
It's all going pear shaped. :undecided :( :(

Roadrunner
03-10-2006, 05:29 PM
Anyone up for it?
No, 'fraid not :( Too many other things happening at the same time ...

Hope y'all have a great weekend :)

Lillywotsername
03-10-2006, 05:35 PM
or she can take it out and you can talk sh1t with me steve lol
More like .... You talk sh1t and the 2 Steves listen to you......lol:iloveyou:

psbarham
03-10-2006, 05:37 PM
aye , we'll be there , just for the breaky though , oh and to spectate

bernmc
03-10-2006, 05:50 PM
Have this sneaky suspicion I'm booked to work that day - if not, I'll be along to watch for a bit.

K9NG
03-10-2006, 06:17 PM
It's all going pear shaped. :undecided :( :(

Oh whats happened Unlce D :anxious:

SGHOM
03-10-2006, 09:26 PM
Oh whats happened Unlce D :anxious:

I've had the battery on charge for 24 hrs & the biatch refused to start :thumbsdow ........ but it gets worse. :rolleyes3







the gruesome twosome are coming with me again. /wall there's just no getting rid of them now !! /whip

barnard
03-10-2006, 10:32 PM
I need a car first!

I might come and watch!
Try Millhouses Motor Co, SAAB 93 AERO in stock. Perhaps not, 2days late reading "new car" thread.

barnard
03-10-2006, 10:46 PM
3/12/2006. Open pitlane, £99.

SGHOM
03-10-2006, 11:11 PM
3/12/2006. Open pitlane, £99.


/Wyhy :guitarist

HJM
03-10-2006, 11:14 PM
/Wyhy :guitarist


Err, you haven't even booked this one yet!

Get your own thread :iloveyou:


J :)

SGHOM
03-10-2006, 11:17 PM
Get your own thread

J :)

:P :P

HJM
04-10-2006, 05:48 PM
Some interesting 'competition' has appeared in the intermediate group at Mallory - three Porkers - one a Ruf with 510bhp - have fun guys :evilgrin:


J :)

Jimbo
04-10-2006, 05:57 PM
Booked now!! I'm a circuit newbie booked under intermediate. /Wave

Now....why on the BaT site has Heath got a star against his name on the attendees list?

Jimbo
04-10-2006, 06:00 PM
And we have Vicky's brother with us as well by the looks of the "cast" list.

Doh, just realised the star means "logged in", and here's me thinking Heath was special!

HJM
04-10-2006, 06:01 PM
Booked now!! I'm a circuit newbie booked under intermediate. /Wave

Now....why on the BaT site has Heath got a star against his name on the attendees list?

LOL - 'cos he's special :iloveyou:

Don't panic - it's just because 'he' was logged on there :)

Good to see you have booked, now where is Derek /pan


J :party3:

Jimbo
04-10-2006, 06:03 PM
now where is Derek /pan

Fixing his car I hope!

HJM
04-10-2006, 06:04 PM
Cause I really am that good :jester:

No its the secret code for "Beware The Lawnmower Man Cometh !"

H

Shhoot those Porkers Are gonna eat us alive ! (Even I'm thinking rain during the day would be a good idea /pan )

Physician
04-10-2006, 06:19 PM
Provisionally booked my spot as well.

Yes, those Porsches SHOULD eat us alive but you just never know if the drivers are any good. Having said that ....... the RUF will be lapping us within two laps!

Where are you guys staying? Hotel near Leicester night before?

HJM
04-10-2006, 06:21 PM
Provisionally booked my spot as well...............

Where are you guys staying? Hotel near Leicester night before?

Nice one Rich - yep, we have booked the same hotel as last weekend for both Friday and Saturday nights :2thumbsup

J :happy:

bernmc
04-10-2006, 06:37 PM
Just swapped my saturday, so I'll be there to have a look and bum a lift ;)

SGHOM
04-10-2006, 07:04 PM
, now where is Derek /pan


J :party3:

waiting for Becky to turn up with her friggin' credit card . /Grrr /help :embarasse :embarasse :embarasse

Jimbo
04-10-2006, 10:04 PM
Just swapped my saturday, so I'll be there to have a look and bum a lift ;)

Get the zed on track Bern!!!!! Ah, either way mate you're welcome to cadge a lift or two, looking forward to it big time now....two weeks and counting. Best book my hotel too, blimey the Observatory is fast approaching my most populalar CVR4 hotel, that'll be 5 nights in 2 months....and I used to live 3 miles from the place!!!

HJM
04-10-2006, 10:13 PM
Best book my hotel too, blimey the Observatory is fast approaching my most populalar CVR4 hotel, that'll be 5 nights in 2 months....and I used to live 3 miles from the place!!!


LOL - it's about time we started getting discounts from these places - oh hang on, maybe after last weekend, we'll get charged extra :curtain:

J :)

SGHOM
04-10-2006, 10:16 PM
What night/nights you staying ? :curtain:

HJM
04-10-2006, 10:18 PM
What night/nights you staying ? :curtain:


We are staying both nights /Banana


J

Jimbo
04-10-2006, 10:19 PM
oh hang on, maybe after last weekend, we'll get charged extra :curtain:

J :)


Yeah absolutely.....and as a result of Area 51's fiasco on Friday night, there are now three Travel Inns nationwide where I'm probably blacklisted!

Jimbo
04-10-2006, 10:20 PM
What night/nights you staying ? :curtain:

Friday.....and probably Saturday too, depends how much beer is left at the hotel after Friday night.

SGHOM
04-10-2006, 10:20 PM
Jimbo. please do not say too much about area 51. I/we could be in deep doo doo !! /lol /lol :o

HJM
04-10-2006, 10:21 PM
Yeah absolutely.....and as a result of Area 51's fiasco on Friday night, there are now three Travel Inns nationwide where I'm probably blacklisted!


/haz

Serves you right for staying up late and getting drunk, you should have gone to bed early and sober, like wot I did /lol

J


/I reckon there may be a couple of IBIS's in that list too :tiny:

SGHOM
04-10-2006, 10:22 PM
I think it unlikely we'll be staying,,,,,,, pocket wont allow as there will be 6 of us !! :stars: :shocked: :shocked:

Becky, Anna, Rhianne, Jenny, Rachael [ my youngest daughter] & me

Jimbo
04-10-2006, 10:31 PM
Jimbo. please do not say too much about area 51. I/we could be in deep doo doo !! /lol /lol :o

But why sir? That night we spent listenning to that splendid string quartet and drinking the odd Sherry that had been arranged for us in that nice gentlemen's hotel room?



I think it unlikely we'll be staying,,,,,,, pocket wont allow as there will be 6 of us !! :stars: :shocked: :shocked:

Becky, Anna, Rhianne, Jenny, Rachael [ my youngest daughter] & me

What if we got rid the of the one called "me"? Can the "pocket" afford the other 5? /STP /lol :runkest: /catfight :jester:

SGHOM
04-10-2006, 10:46 PM
What if we got rid the of the one called "me"? Can the "pocket" afford the other 5? :


sure ! /lol

then It will be your pocket ! /Banana :runkest:

Spirit
05-10-2006, 07:58 AM
Here's some Mallory action for you guys: http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-2800031208452102010&q=mallory

TVR Tuscan Challenge from August.......27mins long :2thumbsup

Physician
05-10-2006, 08:25 AM
Here's some Mallory action for you guys: http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-2800031208452102010&q=mallory

TVR Tuscan Challenge from August.......27mins long :2thumbsup

Quite interesting Pete ....... the guy filming it is certainly not the fastest in that race by any account but I timed three of his laps and he did laps in 1.01 mins, 1.03 and 1.01 whithout any traffic issues.

My best lap time has been 0.58 in the rain ..... when Derek was there.

WildCards
05-10-2006, 09:09 AM
Becky, Anna, Rhianne, Jenny, Rachael [ my youngest daughter] & me

Crikey, i'd better break open a new bottle of Old Spice :p

Physician
05-10-2006, 09:17 AM
I think it unlikely we'll be staying,,,,,,, pocket wont allow as there will be 6 of us !! :stars: :shocked: :shocked:

Becky, Anna, Rhianne, Jenny, Rachael [ my youngest daughter] & me


I don't understand Derek ........... after your previous comments:

"From now on though.. the CVR4 babes are banned from all meets. eye candy or not, they were just a pain in the ar$e. Becky & Anna slept most of the time & never said anything to anyone, & as for the gruesome twosome ?? the less said the better. they could not wait to get out of there."

:undecided :undecided :undecided :undecided :undecided

amsoil
05-10-2006, 10:59 AM
My best lap time has been 0.58 in the rain ..... when Derek was there.

In a real road car that is a very respectable time:2thumbsup

HJM
05-10-2006, 11:13 AM
I don't understand Derek ........... after your previous comments:

"From now on though.. the CVR4 babes are banned from all meets. eye candy or not, they were just a pain in the ar$e. Becky & Anna slept most of the time & never said anything to anyone, & as for the gruesome twosome ?? the less said the better. they could not wait to get out of there."

:undecided :undecided :undecided :undecided :undecided

I have to say that I don't either - I watched the video the other night when one of them was in the car with Heath and she never said a word - seems an odd way of enjoying yourself ??

Physician
05-10-2006, 11:42 AM
I have to say that I don't either - I watched the video the other night when one of them was in the car with Heath and she never said a word - seems an odd way of enjoying yourself ??

Were Heath's hands on the steering wheel? ........... /STP

HJM
05-10-2006, 12:38 PM
Were Heath's hands on the steering wheel? ........... /STP

LOL - I'm guessing that we would have heard the screams from the pit lane if they hadn't been :jester:


J :)

SGHOM
05-10-2006, 03:04 PM
I don't understand Derek ........... after your previous comments:




you just cant get rid of kids. :vulcan: as soon as I mentioned another track day, it was.. ME ME ME !! :uhoh: :uhoh:

WildCards
05-10-2006, 04:17 PM
Then don't mention it /pan

Jimbo
05-10-2006, 04:46 PM
I have to say that I don't either - I watched the video the other night when one of them was in the car with Heath and she never said a word - seems an odd way of enjoying yourself ??

Must have just been Heath's effect on them :D I had Jenny in my car for the second session and she was having an absolute riot being thrown around. Actually it might have been "let me OUT you MAD MAD fool!", but I was too busy concentrating /lol

Lillywotsername
05-10-2006, 04:49 PM
Must have just been Heath's effect on them :D I had Jenny in my car for the second session and she was having an absolute riot being thrown around. Actually it might have been "let me OUT you MAD MAD fool!", but I was too busy concentrating /lol

Could also have been " Let me out before I COOK you Mad Mad fool" /haz

Only kidding Babes... Just thinking of my trip out with you when you had the heating right up full in 20 odd degree heat to save your gearbox/engine overheating.

Jimbo
05-10-2006, 05:58 PM
Could also have been " Let me out before I COOK you Mad Mad fool" /haz

Only kidding Babes... Just thinking of my trip out with you when you had the heating right up full in 20 odd degree heat to save your gearbox/engine overheating.

Hee hee yeah! Well I think it's sorted now Lors, thanks to Richy :)

SGHOM
06-10-2006, 09:33 PM
Whats 'road silenced ' mean ?? /Hmmm
dont tell me it's below 98db ?? /duh

Physician
06-10-2006, 09:41 PM
Whats 'road silenced ' mean ?? /Hmmm
dont tell me it's below 98db ?? /duh

I *think* it means 98db Derek .........

SGHOM
06-10-2006, 09:44 PM
I *think* it means 98db Derek .........

/rumages through undergrowth to find old exhaust. :vulcan:

Jimbo
07-10-2006, 10:32 AM
Donington need VERY special and extremely infrequently granted permission to host an event louder than 98Db. Those of us driving at the start of this month were told that all the planes at East Midlands airport were specially calibrated not to exceed that same level!

Malory and most small circuits are the same these days :(

SGHOM
07-10-2006, 11:02 AM
Battery charged, rear strut brace fitted, valet booked, wheels re-re-re-re-re-painted. [ very soon.] ;) /Hyper

SGHOM
08-10-2006, 05:25 PM
Booooked. /Steeringw /yes :anxious: :anxious:

K9NG
08-10-2006, 07:27 PM
Booooked. /Steeringw /yes :anxious: :anxious:

Coool :2thumbsup

The Vee
08-10-2006, 07:44 PM
Can't make this one unfortunately. Even more disappointing as it's looking like a certain silver bling machine is going to be there:drummer:

HJM
08-10-2006, 08:53 PM
Booooked. /Steeringw /yes :anxious: :anxious:

'bout time too :P


J :)

SGHOM
08-10-2006, 08:59 PM
'bout time too :P


J :)

dont pick on me /nag you know I'm slow at everything !! .... almost :P

HJM
08-10-2006, 09:01 PM
dont pick on me /nag you know I'm slow at everything !! .... almost :P

/haz

Just glad you will be there darling :d

J :)

SGHOM
08-10-2006, 11:35 PM
six. /duh possibly seven. :embarasse :embarasse

Physician
09-10-2006, 03:52 PM
Derek ......

I contacted BookaTrack regarding sound levels as follows together with reply from Jonny:



----- Original Message -----
To: "BookaTrack.com" <info@bookatrack.com>
Sent: Monday, October 09, 2006 11:10 AM
Subject: Mallory Park 21/10/06

Hi Guys,

Specified as ROAD SILENCED .......... what db are we talking about?

My car always passes the Donington 98 db test so am I OK for Mallory?

Many thanks,

Richard Davies

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[b] You'll be fine Richard. What car is it? As long as it's got number plates and isn't covered in stickers they'll leave it alone anyway.

Jonny
BaT

SGHOM
09-10-2006, 05:32 PM
with the exhaust I have on now, I recorded 108db. :uhoh2:
dont think I'll get away with that, do you ? /Hmmm

K9NG
09-10-2006, 06:12 PM
Derek, I have a silencer of Simon's which might be of use but am not sure it will bring it below 100db if it's at 108db :uhoh:

SGHOM
09-10-2006, 06:21 PM
Derek, I have a silencer of Simon's which might be of use but am not sure it will bring it below 100db if it's at 108db :uhoh:

I would need two ! /lol

K9NG
09-10-2006, 06:23 PM
Some people are just greedy /haz

HJM
10-10-2006, 09:29 PM
Rich (or anyone else who has been to Mallory)

Are there garages and if so, do they have power?

cheers,


J :)

SGHOM
11-10-2006, 12:23 AM
AFAIK........ no garages. /Hmmm plus.............

can anyone bring some spare helmets............. purleese ? :embarasse

Physician
11-10-2006, 01:32 AM
Rich (or anyone else who has been to Mallory)

Are there garages and if so, do they have power?

cheers,


J :)

No, I don't believe there are ...... but I think there are power supplies in the carpark area as many teams must need power.

K9NG
11-10-2006, 08:35 AM
AFAIK........ no garages. /Hmmm plus.............

can anyone bring some spare helmets............. purleese ? :embarasse


What Size? I can bring Small and Medium..

HJM
11-10-2006, 12:35 PM
Heath has spoken to Mallory and they do have garages with power, so we are going to bring a kettle so that we can have hot drinks throughout the day :)

J

HJM
11-10-2006, 12:52 PM
It was also confirmed that we won't be using the Edwina's chicane as its for Gimps only, shame as the twisty bits are best /Steeringw

I've been reading my circuit guide and the bit about the hairpin is amusing - it suggests not clipping the apex kerb as it's a wall !!!

H

Physician
11-10-2006, 01:28 PM
Heath has spoken to Mallory and they do have garages with power, so we are going to bring a kettle so that we can have hot drinks throughout the day :)

J

There is a cafe there Jane ..........

My apologies about garages ........ still can't picture where they are :huh:

HJM
11-10-2006, 01:47 PM
There is a cafe there Jane ..........


I'm sure there is Rich, but I am fed with paying £2 for half a cup of dirty water at race tracks!!!

Becoming more scrooge like as the season comes to a close :)

J

WildCards
11-10-2006, 01:52 PM
I'll bring coffee, mugs and sugar then. And mebbe some iced buns if i'm feeling generous.

Physician
11-10-2006, 04:07 PM
For those coming simply to spectate and possibly have passenger seat rides bear in mind that this is a 'closed' type circuit.

Not sure what this particular event's rules will be but all track cars need to be INSIDE the circuit for signing on and then the exit will be closed until lunchtime. You may be able to blag your way inside providing you are there early enough. The alternative is to use the footbridge if you arrive later.

(Oh by the way, all pets, animals, kettles etc are banned from this circuit) :sad3:

psbarham
11-10-2006, 08:29 PM
they'll have to let the mechanics / track virgins tutors in though /Hmmm

HJM
12-10-2006, 07:12 AM
they'll have to let the mechanics / track virgins tutors in though /Hmmm

So that takes care of Richy and a few others.

So how are you gonna blag your way in then Paul :happy:

H

Spirit
12-10-2006, 07:51 AM
/help must stop reading this thread......my debit card keeps wanting to jump out of my wallet and splatter it's details all over a booking form :inquisiti :end:

HJM
12-10-2006, 07:55 AM
/help must stop reading this thread......my debit card keeps wanting to jump out of my wallet and splatter it's details all over a booking form :inquisiti :end:


/haz

/note nothing to say but sneakily bringing this back to the top so that Pete reads it again - don't see why we should be the only ones not eating in November :jester:



J :)

Spirit
12-10-2006, 07:57 AM
Do you think I could get away with this:

"I need to test out the cooling system is sorted under track conditions darling"

:idea2: :rolleyes4 :anxious:

Physician
12-10-2006, 08:04 AM
Do you think I could get away with this:

"I need to test out the cooling system is sorted under track conditions darling"

:idea2: :rolleyes4 :anxious:

Absolutely!/yes

HJM
12-10-2006, 08:07 AM
Do you think I could get away with this:

"I need to test out the cooling system is sorted under track conditions darling"

:idea2: :rolleyes4 :anxious:


It would work for me (sadly :embarasse )


J

HJM
12-10-2006, 08:26 AM
"Looking good Houston" :thumbsup:

http://uk.weather.com/weather/local/UKXX0079?x=15&y=9

H

K9NG
12-10-2006, 10:51 AM
:2thumbsup :sunny: :2thumbsup Anymore takers plenty of space left...(Pete)

HJM
12-10-2006, 01:18 PM
LOL @ your willpower Pete - nearly as bad as ours :joker:


J :)

Spirit
12-10-2006, 01:21 PM
Yep, I am weak.......very weak ! /wall

I am in ! All booked......intermediate :beerbang:

Just can't get into the hotel at the moment as we will have to bring Conor

HJM
12-10-2006, 01:34 PM
Well done Pete :thumbsup:

Looks like this is turning into a larger than normal trackday meet - the bug is starting to bite /whip

H

White Lightning
12-10-2006, 01:34 PM
Yep, I am weak.......very weak ! /wall

I am in ! All booked......intermediate :beerbang:

Just can't get into the hotel at the moment as we will have to bring Conor

tut tut :thumbsup:

I was thinking about coming along to this myself but a mate needs a hand putting up a new fence in his Mum's back garden and I said I would help that day. :annoyed:

If plans change I may pop along and say hello /yes

Spirit
12-10-2006, 03:58 PM
I was thinking about coming along to this myself but a mate needs a hand putting up a new fence in his Mum's back garden and I said I would help that day. :annoyed:


Trackday.....fence............fence.....trackday.. .....hmmm ? Which to do ? /lol

Physician
12-10-2006, 05:37 PM
Yep, I am weak.......very weak ! /wall

I am in ! All booked......intermediate

In this case weakness is a true virtue.

Do not be concerned, you are a real man, moulded from the original 'hunter, gatherer' although it would be true to say you bend more towards the 'hunter'.

Can't wait to see you take on that Ruf Porsche /JawDroppi

Spirit
12-10-2006, 05:47 PM
Can't wait to see you take on that Ruf Porsche /JawDroppi

Booked Shaz in for that one /lol, maybe not on track but to get a ride in it......low cut top at the ready !

SGHOM
12-10-2006, 06:01 PM
low cut top at the ready !

/JawDroppi /Hyper /Devil5 /Devil5

The Vee
12-10-2006, 06:04 PM
God, I hate you lot!!!

/ will have a big sulk on at work that day.

Spirit
12-10-2006, 06:04 PM
Hotel has confirmed they have no family rooms left - so looks like we will have to stay elsewhere guys. Going to head back the Saturday evening too......try and keep costs down a little.

Going to decide if we book another place near you, or maybe not so far up country and meet you all there.

Spirit
12-10-2006, 06:06 PM
God, I hate you lot!!!

/ will have a big sulk on at work that day.

That's a nasty cough you have there Andy.......I feel you may need to take a day or two off sick in approx a week to get over it ;)

The Vee
12-10-2006, 06:11 PM
That's a nasty cough you have there Andy.......I feel you may need to take a day or two off sick in approx a week to get over it ;)

What ARE you saying!!

/.................................................

Spirit
12-10-2006, 06:14 PM
What ARE you saying!!


Errr....that you scab off work sick and come and have some fun my friend :thumbsup:

Physician
12-10-2006, 07:09 PM
Pete,

Suggest you try this hotel. Just around the corner from the one we all stayed at and on the correct road for Mallory Park as well.

If you stay further away (en route) you would have an even earlier start on Saturday morning as we MUST be there on time or won't get on track as closed off when racing starts.

Travel Inn (http://www.premiertravelinn.com/pti/hotelInformation.do?hotelId=23825)

Umm, would HJM's care to cancel other and book here as well if rooms are available?

Spirit
12-10-2006, 07:45 PM
Thanks Rich, Heath/Jane.....thoughts ?

Spirit
12-10-2006, 07:53 PM
Heath has spoken to Mallory and they do have garages with power

I remembered you posted this when I booked and just had another look on the website.....this is what it says:


"We do not charge for use of garages, and all pit garages are taken on a first come, first served basis. Should you wish to reserve a garage (in case of late arrival) you can do this at a cost of £25. Please note that unless a garage is reserved, BaT reserve the right to allocate garages at any time during the day - to give shelter for open-top cars for example."

Shall we take a chance or reserve a garage ?

HJM
12-10-2006, 09:27 PM
Guys

We have never had a problem getting a garage at track days - just need to get there early :thumbsup:

Not sure about changing hotels - it's not just us - Simon, Paul & Jimbo are already booked there, I think :anxious:


J :)

Spirit
12-10-2006, 09:56 PM
No problem with the hotel Jane, makes sense for you all to stay where you are of course. :thumbsup:

Physician
12-10-2006, 10:18 PM
Did you guys notice that there is an Eric Butler-Henderson booked.

As it's an unusual name I wonder if it's Vicky's brother or relative.

Spirit
12-10-2006, 10:20 PM
Yeah saw that, but thought she could lend him a better car if it is /haz

HJM
13-10-2006, 07:15 AM
Don't get too excited about Miss Butler, I have met her in the flesh and she is an ugly chain smoking troll and that was when she was a lot younger - wonder if she's had surgery :uhoh2:

H :)

Spirit
13-10-2006, 07:21 AM
Nah mate, still the same - she does Fifth Gear on channel 5 on Mondays

Physician
13-10-2006, 07:22 AM
Don't get too excited about Miss Butler, I have met her in the flesh and she is an ugly chain smoking troll and that was when she was a lot younger - wonder if she's had surgery :uhoh2:

H :)

What's wrong with chain smoking? :embarasse :lipseal

WildCards
13-10-2006, 10:40 AM
Don't get too excited about Miss Butler, I have met her in the flesh and she is an ugly chain smoking troll and that was when she was a lot younger - wonder if she's had surgery :uhoh2:

H :)

I'd still kick her back door in.

psbarham
13-10-2006, 07:33 PM
I'd still kick her back door in.you can do what you want to her back door once i've finished with her front door :thumbsup:

Jimbo
13-10-2006, 09:23 PM
Just to confirm I am booked up at the Meridian for both nights, so if anybody is thinking of defecting to Hinkley/Malory then book me a spot too and let me know :) :) :)


Did you guys notice that there is an Eric Butler-Henderson booked.

As it's an unusual name I wonder if it's Vicky's brother or relative.

Yes I mentioned that on page 2 and nobody noticed, but don't mind me, I'll just talk to myself :( /duh :P :bigcry:

HJM
13-10-2006, 10:10 PM
Just to confirm I am booked up at the Meridian for both nights, so if anybody is thinking of defecting to Hinkley/Malory then book me a spot too and let me know :) :) :)


Can anyone hear something? A sort of squeaking noise? No? Thought not /lol

We are staying put at Meridien - I know that Claire liked the fact that there are lots of child friendly things to do in the vicinity /yes

Not long now /Poms

J :)

SGHOM
13-10-2006, 10:29 PM
mmmm /Hmmm /Hmmm decisions, decisions. :embarasse :embarasse

SGHOM
13-10-2006, 10:57 PM
fink I'll be weddy in time ?? :runkest: :o :o

Physician
13-10-2006, 11:21 PM
fink I'll be weddy in time ?? :runkest: :o :o

No problem ........ Kieran knows how to clean those :smartass2

HJM
14-10-2006, 08:55 AM
Not sure he does :thinking2

It's called braking hard - that will clean them off in about 4 seconds :rolleyes3

They'll be nice and shiney after the warm up lap :D

H

Physician
14-10-2006, 10:47 AM
OK, I'm also paid up now ...........

I've devised a plan in respect of the Ruf Porsche. Derek, Heath and Pete will drive alongside each other for at least one lap holding up the Porsche ...... whilst I follow with video on. At an agreed signal, I will accelerate hard past the Porsche and at the same moment Pete will suddenly move forward, making a gap to let me through.

Editing the video afterwards will make it look as if the VR4 pi$$ed on the Porsche!

Lol, I'd love to really do that and post it on the Porsche forum ......... mind you, Kev should be able to do that shortly.

Spirit
14-10-2006, 10:56 AM
Sounds like a plan Rich......and with my rear facing camera too then we can show it from another view too /lol

Of course, you are assuming D's car will complete a lap :lipseal

Lillywotsername
14-10-2006, 06:19 PM
Of course, you are assuming D's car will complete a lap :lipseal
I am sure it will do one lap Pete.....
After that ..... who knows

SGHOM
14-10-2006, 08:03 PM
I am sure it will do one lap Pete.....


there's optimism for you . /help :sad3: :sad3:

Nutter_John
14-10-2006, 08:15 PM
Don't forget he has to get there first :D

Spirit
15-10-2006, 02:00 PM
We managed to get an excellent deal with Holiday Inn. We are staying off J2 of the M6 (Coventry), so we can get straight onto the M69 in the morning - it's 19miles from Mallory.

Hotel has indoor pool, sauna, gym etc and it's less distance to travel on the Friday. And all for just £42 :2thumbsup

Of course it means we will just meet you guys there on the Saturday morning.

HJM
15-10-2006, 03:05 PM
Nice one Pete - I guess you will be up early on Saturday for a swim then :2thumbsup


J :)

Spirit
15-10-2006, 08:58 PM
Nice one Pete - I guess you will be up early on Saturday for a swim then :2thumbsup

Errr.......no ! /pan /lol

Just thought it would help entertain Conor when we get there. Also, not sure what time leaving work this time so made sense.

SGHOM
15-10-2006, 10:23 PM
My car will be ready for the track :2thumbsup

It's been touch & go over the past week or so, but it's now race prepared barring swapping the exhaust. [ I dont want to, but not sure 108db will go down too well ] /Grrr

I'm also hoping to bin the CVR4 babes & come on my own, & maybe hotel on the saturday night. Rhianne & Jenny can p!ss off, I just dont want to let my daughters down.... they are so looking forward to it. :iloveyou:



/ note to HJM........ please........... PLEASE, dont take pics of my wheels !! /pan /pan

HJM
15-10-2006, 10:42 PM
/ note to HJM........ please........... PLEASE, dont take pics of my wheels !! /pan /pan

Don't worry D, the wheels will be a blur in my pics so their state won't matter - so glad the car is sorted - can't wait for the weekend :2thumbsup

Anyone else coming? Steve, oh Steve :evilgrin:


J :party3:

Spirit
15-10-2006, 10:51 PM
Great news Derek ! Looking forward to seeing the Numleg back on track :2thumbsup

You may have seen I am trying to get to grips with picture in picture video editing, so I will be keen to get footage of you all next weekend.....especially as it's the last one of the year......and I will try and create a mini masterpiece of a video to keep us going through the long winter nights

The Vee
15-10-2006, 11:55 PM
Tried and tried but just can't get the time off. Maybe able to come over for the afternoon to watch the action.

Physician
16-10-2006, 02:51 AM
Great news Derek ........... looking forward to you giving me a good thrashing on the straights (also for video purposes).

Pity you're working Andy ...... may see you in the afternoon.

Spirit
16-10-2006, 07:52 AM
Tried and tried but just can't get the time off.

/cough, splutter, cough, wease, cough

White Lightning
16-10-2006, 09:07 AM
/cough, splutter, cough, wease, cough

Got the car started then Derek ? /pan

Sorry .. couldn't resist that one

What time is everyone meeting up on Saturday morning? I am planning to have words with my mate tonight and see if I can get the fence erection (ooer) postponed until Sunday :evilgrin:

HJM
16-10-2006, 09:31 AM
What time is everyone meeting up on Saturday morning? I am planning to have words with my mate tonight and see if I can get the fence erection (ooer) postponed until Sunday :evilgrin:

I don't think times have been planned yet, but you can guarantee it will be early!!

J :)

WildCards
16-10-2006, 09:37 AM
I'll try to make it, but i'm car-less, and i'm not walking there!

Lillywotsername
16-10-2006, 11:27 AM
I am really hoping to make this one but I am not relishing bringing Jessica with us. Its just not fair on her, or me if it comes to that, but Rich will definitely be coming over.

Maybe I should just start bribing her now and see what happens:2thumbsup

Physician
16-10-2006, 12:43 PM
I've been looking around the Book-a-Track site ......... anyone see exactly what time for sign-on and briefing? :thinking:

HJM
16-10-2006, 12:48 PM
Sign on starts at 8am, briefing at 8.30, fun starts at 9 :)


J

White Lightning
16-10-2006, 01:23 PM
I' m definately going to be there now ...

Can I have some passenger laps p-p-please ? /Hyper

Physician
16-10-2006, 01:30 PM
Sign on starts at 8am, briefing at 8.30, fun starts at 9 :)


J


Thanks Jane :happy:

Spirit
16-10-2006, 02:21 PM
I' m definately going to be there now ...

Can I have some passenger laps p-p-please ? /Hyper

As long as you look after Conor so Shaz can come out on a couple too :2thumbsup

White Lightning
16-10-2006, 04:46 PM
As long as you look after Conor so Shaz can come out on a couple too :2thumbsup

Aye, will do mate. :happy:

richy rich
16-10-2006, 05:30 PM
I am really hoping to make this one but I am not relishing bringing Jessica with us. Its just not fair on her, or me if it comes to that, but Rich will definitely be coming over.

Maybe I should just start bribing her now and see what happens:2thumbsup
yes will be there if not working

HJM
17-10-2006, 09:59 AM
Not long now :2thumbsup

Looks like its going to be wet /Grrr

Still at least the porkers won't be making mince meat out of us /pan

H

Spirit
17-10-2006, 12:06 PM
May slow me down and protect the engine a little then too /pan

SGHOM
17-10-2006, 06:57 PM
Looks like its going to be wet /Grrr




http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2469

ooh goodie !! :inquisiti :thinking: :thinking:

& I aint got no AYC. /help I feel a LOT of sideways action coming on ! :afro: :afro:

HJM
18-10-2006, 02:42 PM
Only 12 places left - book now to avoid disappointment :happy:


J

Physician
18-10-2006, 03:19 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2469

ooh goodie !! :inquisiti :thinking: :thinking:

& I aint got no AYC. /help I feel a LOT of sideways action coming on ! :afro: :afro:

Me stays at least 300 yards behind Derek ...........

Nutter_John
18-10-2006, 03:21 PM
Only 12 places left - book now to avoid disappointment :happy:


J


Sorry Jane but have to correct you , Only 11 left now

Because I have booked a session :D

The track bug has bitten hard I could not avoid it

Physician
18-10-2006, 03:39 PM
Sorry Jane but have to correct you , Only 11 left now

Because I have booked a session :D

The track bug has bitten hard I could not avoid it


Yea! Good man ........ :happy:

Nutter_John
18-10-2006, 03:47 PM
Oh Yeah Ritch if you have to stay behind Derek as he has no AYC , then better make sure your the smae lenght behind me as I don't have it either :D

Now if only it was Friday evening would not have to wait as long

WildCards
18-10-2006, 03:52 PM
I prolly won't be coming as i'm picking up my new car. If i'm back in time I might pop up for the afternoon, but I might be too busy playing.

HJM
18-10-2006, 04:31 PM
Sorry Jane but have to correct you , Only 11 left now

Yey, nice one John - I hope you have replaced that tatty number plate though :d


J :)


/edited to say only 10 places left now!

Nutter_John
18-10-2006, 05:01 PM
Yes Jane I have very nice new number plate fitted just so the compossure of the picture doesn't get effected :D

Spirit
18-10-2006, 05:46 PM
Nice one John........:2thumbsup......good man !

HJM
18-10-2006, 05:59 PM
Yes Jane I have very nice new number plate fitted just so the compossure of the picture doesn't get effected :D

LOL - well done :iloveyou:


J

Spirit
18-10-2006, 06:12 PM
Latest weather forecast looks like a slight improvement: http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2491

richy rich
18-10-2006, 07:11 PM
we may not be making this know as i may need to work, will confirm tomorrow

Nutter_John
18-10-2006, 07:46 PM
17 Minute video of mallory , very nice track by the looks of it

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-8193971724937309582&q=mallory+park

bernmc
18-10-2006, 07:51 PM
bastards bastards bastards bastards.

Nutter_John
18-10-2006, 07:51 PM
:p and whats wrong with being a barsteward

richy rich
18-10-2006, 08:07 PM
looks different to the vid rich put up

HJM
19-10-2006, 07:19 AM
Cheers John - useful video to watch :2thumbsup

Some very rough kerbs there /help

Funny to see the Rover had retained the 'plastic' wood trim on the dash :happy:

Can't wait til saturday - Jane and I have got friday off now, so only today to slog thro' at work :pimp2:

H

bernmc
19-10-2006, 08:38 AM
looks different to the vid rich put up

Looks like there are a few points where sections can be opened or closed to alter the track - see Phys' track guide here (http://www.clubvr4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19675)

HJM
19-10-2006, 10:06 AM
Ooh - look now :)

WEATHER (http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2469)


J

Physician
19-10-2006, 10:42 AM
Ooh - look now :)

WEATHER (http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2469)


J

Yep, looks as if it will be good weather with possibility of some showers. :happy:

HJM
19-10-2006, 11:35 AM
Did everyone get the email from BAT yesterday?

Physician
19-10-2006, 12:18 PM
Did everyone get the email from BAT yesterday?

Yup ...........

K9NG
19-10-2006, 01:18 PM
Did everyone get the email from BAT yesterday?

No :inquisiti What is the e-mail about?

HJM
19-10-2006, 01:22 PM
No :inquisiti What is the e-mail about?

Ha, not telling /Nuuu


J :)

Spirit
19-10-2006, 01:22 PM
Yep got mine.

Paul, it's about the terms and conditions etc, and there's a link to press to confirm you've ready and understood it.

HJM
19-10-2006, 01:24 PM
Paul, it's about the terms and conditions etc, and there's a link to press to confirm you've ready and understood it.

D'oh /pan /pan


/Devil5

Spirit
19-10-2006, 01:26 PM
D'oh /pan /pan


/Devil5

Must have pressed the reply button at the same time /lol

PS - stop spamming /haz

HJM
19-10-2006, 01:28 PM
PS - stop spamming /haz


/haz /haz

It's my thread and I'll spam it if I want to :P


J :)

K9NG
19-10-2006, 05:17 PM
Thanks Pete, will have to check e-mails...
And you Mrs Martin well, I'll get ya /Camera2

HJM
19-10-2006, 05:19 PM
And you Mrs Martin well, I'll get ya /Camera2

Sorry Paul - I am demob happy :party3:

Do you want me to forward the email to you?

J :)

K9NG
19-10-2006, 05:41 PM
Demob Happy WTF!
Found the e-mail thanks.
Mallory Mallory Mallory :party2:

HJM
19-10-2006, 05:51 PM
Demob Happy WTF!
Found the e-mail thanks.
Mallory Mallory Mallory :party2:

Yep, although I don't know why - I'm still at work!!

Glad you found it.

See ya all tomorrow :5shots:


J :)

K9NG
19-10-2006, 05:55 PM
See ya tomorrow, None of that :5shots: thank you very much
in bed by 9pm sharp..

HJM
19-10-2006, 05:57 PM
See ya tomorrow, None of that :5shots: thank you very much
in bed by 9pm sharp..


Yeah, yeah, yeah - of course you will :scholar:

Intermediate group is now full - only 8 places left!!

J :)

Physician
20-10-2006, 05:15 AM
Have a safe trip up you Yokels from our southern regions - may pop in for a drink this evening but otherwise see you at the circuit. :happy:

Spirit
20-10-2006, 07:45 AM
See you all in the morning. We are hoping to leave Plymouth around 3.30pm, and make our way slowly up to Coventry.

White Lightning
20-10-2006, 07:50 AM
Where and when is everyone meeting tomorrow? And I assume non trackers have to park in a different parking area ... ?

K9NG
20-10-2006, 07:51 AM
See you soon peeps :2thumbsup time to get up and wash the car /wall

Spirit
20-10-2006, 07:56 AM
Where and when is everyone meeting tomorrow? And I assume non trackers have to park in a different parking area ... ?

We are going straight to the track mate. No idea about the non-trackers bit - would just head in the main entrance.

White Lightning
20-10-2006, 08:00 AM
We are going straight to the track mate. No idea about the non-trackers bit - would just head in the main entrance.

What time you planning on being there? 7.30? Just trying work out whether to leave at 5am or earlier /help

Spirit
20-10-2006, 08:04 AM
What time you planning on being there? 7.30? Just trying work out whether to leave at 5am or earlier /help

Track is about 20miles from our hotel so will leave there approx 7.00 to 7.30am - should get us there 7.30 to 7.45am.

White Lightning
20-10-2006, 08:13 AM
Track is about 20miles from our hotel so will leave there approx 7.00 to 7.30am - should get us there 7.30 to 7.45am.

Righto, I'll aim to get there some time around 7.30 or just after then ...

The Vee
20-10-2006, 08:13 AM
It's pi$$ing down up here at the mo, so hopefully a bit better tomorow

White Lightning
20-10-2006, 08:15 AM
It's pi$$ing down up here at the mo, so hopefully a bit better tomorow

You still popping along mate?

The Vee
20-10-2006, 08:18 AM
Yes, I'll be there till about lunch time. See you there:2thumbsup

White Lightning
20-10-2006, 08:20 AM
Yes, I'll be there till about lunch time. See you there:2thumbsup

Nice one :thumbsup:

Physician
20-10-2006, 08:27 AM
Righto, I'll aim to get there some time around 7.30 or just after then ...

If you are going to arrive at that time then I suggest you try and get inside like everyone tracking. You will then be with us all as a group.

It may be that you will be able to drive straight in without any questions asked but if the guy on the gate does ask questions just say that you are with me as a passenger on track (Richard Davies car reg: R 298 UDD). I doubt it will be a problem.

I don't know what time you want to leave so bear in mind that once inside you are trapped until lunch time or when the day finishes at about 17.00.

I'll PM my mobile in case you want any help.

HJM
20-10-2006, 08:34 AM
We are just packing what seems like half a Jessops and Currys superstore stock and will be heading off before lunch.

We are meeting up with some reprobates enroute and should arrive sometime before midnight, all being well.

My guess is that we will also leave the hotel around 7.15 - 7.30 tomorrow morning, so will see you guys there :2thumbsup

Might see you later then Rich - for a quick one :5shots:

J :)

Nutter_John
20-10-2006, 08:42 AM
Hi All

I will be there for 7:30 am tomorrow morning as it's only 1 hour from me .

I can't bloody wait why :D

HJM
20-10-2006, 08:53 AM
See you tomorrow John :2thumbsup


J

Nutter_John
20-10-2006, 11:11 AM
Ok Just checked back thru the thread and the following people will be on track

HJM
K9NG
SPIRIT
SGHOM
JIMBO
PHYSCIAN
NUTTER_JOHN


Don't think I missed anyone but if I did sorry :D

Now if anyone wants a got in my sucide seat then please bring a spare helmet , on side note does anyone know the age limit for PAX laps ( young not old )

Spirit
20-10-2006, 11:17 AM
I did look about ages and it says minimum of 16, but it's at their discression. I was hoping to see if they will let me take Conor out (even if at lunchtime), but he's only 10 so I doubt it.

Wayne will want some pax laps - don't forget your helmet Wayne !

I see there are 3 x 20mins sessions per hour. So I reckon 7 sessions each during the day.

If the circuit is 1.3miles, and an average lap is approx 1min then I reckon you could look at say 17 laps per session - to allow for a warm up and cool down lap.

17 laps x 1.3miles = 22 miles per session x 7 = 154 miles @5mpg = 31 gallons of fuel = 140 litres = £140 in fuel ???? /lol

White Lightning
20-10-2006, 11:46 AM
Wayne will want some pax laps - don't forget your helmet Wayne !


I'll try not too ... /pan

And yes, I will be grateful for any passenger laps. :2thumbsup

Paul - are you bringing the Audi or the Starlet?

Rich - I will probably stick around until the end of the day :2thumbsup

Physician
20-10-2006, 12:40 PM
And yes, I will be grateful for any passenger laps. :2thumbsup


Go out with the fast guys first and then have a sedate drive around in my lowly 260 bhp model. I tend to drive slowly so it's not so scary :thinking:

SGHOM
20-10-2006, 03:46 PM
Not sure If Rhianne is coming tomorrow, she's supposed to be out tonight but say's she cant be ar$ed. ?? [ she will be out I bet ! ] As for my kids, I've sent them plenty of texts to say I'll pick them up at 6.30 am /JawDroppi /JawDroppi but no reply as yet .............. I wonder why ?? :evilgrin:

So............. I could be on my own. in which case, I'll have the suicide seat free for any victims, & If I am on my own............... I'll prolly stop in the hotel saturday night. /Banana /Banana It would be rude not too !!

White Lightning
20-10-2006, 03:57 PM
I'll have the suicide seat free for any victims

Me, me, pick me :happy:

Change of plan for me aswell. Kate's grandad has been taken ill and is now in hospital in Plymouth. She wants to go and see him over the weekend so we are leaving shortly and meeting Pete at Bristol. Then I am going to jump in with him and stay the hotel tonight and Kate is going to go and see her grandad.

See you all tomorrow ...

Roadrunner
20-10-2006, 07:09 PM
Enjoy the weekend, guys! :) Wish we could be there ... :sad3:

B&L

psbarham
20-10-2006, 07:23 PM
Yes, I'll be there till about lunch time. See you there:2thumbsup
what time are you leaving ? convoy ?

richy rich
20-10-2006, 07:29 PM
im working :(

Hope you all have a good safe day :2thumbsup

The Vee
20-10-2006, 07:55 PM
Ah Mr PSB, was aiming at getting there fairly early, but if you would suggest a time at mine then lets see. After all, a convoy is always fun.

psbarham
20-10-2006, 08:46 PM
Ah Mr PSB, was aiming at getting there fairly early, but if you would suggest a time at mine then lets see. After all, a convoy is always fun.
what times good for you , if you suggest a time then it'll force cat to get her ar$e in gear and get up

bernmc
20-10-2006, 09:36 PM
My bath has arrived ( 7:30pm, 3rd time lucky!) so I'll be DIY-ing :(

PSB and entourage may be popping in (I live just around the corner) - anyone else is welcome to come by for a cuppa. You may be given something to do though!

I also have two helmets (large and a small) if you're short. Paul has my number.

psbarham
20-10-2006, 09:37 PM
I also have two helmets (large and a small) tee hee bern has 2 helmets

Nutter_John
21-10-2006, 06:02 AM
Right folks I off to the track to have fun - See ya

Physician
21-10-2006, 06:05 AM
Right folks I off to the track to have fun - See ya

Drive safely ........ very wet up here until midday ...........

psbarham
21-10-2006, 07:02 AM
we are leaving in a mo , see ya soon

Kieran
21-10-2006, 01:29 PM
Hope you're having fun peeps! Looking forward to the stories!