SGHOM
09-10-2006, 07:42 PM
FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my
wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this
job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The
man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your
wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
the room. Shots were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a
few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded
with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the
chair."
Moral of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them. Pass on
this advice....
checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my
wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this
job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The
man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your
wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
the room. Shots were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a
few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded
with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the
chair."
Moral of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them. Pass on
this advice....