View Full Version : The Lords Prayer... for Ladies
Lillywotsername
17-10-2006, 03:54 PM
My Vibro...
Which brings me heaven,
Rabbit be thy name.
Til kingdom come,
thy makest me cum,
on earth with eyes on heaven.
Give me this day my daily thrill,
and forgive me my screams,
as i forgive flat batteries.
Lead me not into temptation,
but deliver me from frustration.
For thine is the rotaition, the power and the buzzing.
For ever and ever.
No men.......
Physician
17-10-2006, 04:08 PM
Lilly !!!!!! :P
Spirit
17-10-2006, 06:25 PM
/haz
bradc
17-10-2006, 07:20 PM
you dirty girl!
richy rich
17-10-2006, 07:23 PM
i just logged on as lilly and added a warning
/haz /haz
PMSL! How to get a great reaction!
you lot needn't pretend to be shocked - if you can't do the job...............
bradc
17-10-2006, 07:43 PM
We're not shocked, just enjoying the thread, and seeing how many other girls come out to defend her :)
We're not shocked
Well I didn't think YOU would be Brad ;)
bradc
17-10-2006, 07:48 PM
well you and Lilly might like being shocked, depends how big those batteries are :)
The Vee
17-10-2006, 08:34 PM
I'm sure you lot are being rude, but I don't understand/pan /pan
Lilly - BEHAVE!!
Lillywotsername
17-10-2006, 08:42 PM
Lilly - BEHAVE!!
Moi!!!!!!
I am a good girl.....;) ;) ;)
Spirit
17-10-2006, 09:32 PM
depends how big those batteries are :)
...or maybe a mains transformer :inquisiti :happy:
Lillywotsername
17-10-2006, 09:34 PM
...or maybe a mains transformer :inquisiti :happy:
/Hmmm /haz
The Vee
17-10-2006, 09:35 PM
...or maybe a mains transformer :inquisiti :happy:
I'm sure they'd get quite a buzz out of that:thinking:
Spirit
18-10-2006, 07:47 AM
Maybe the ladies would like to do a "Road Test" report so-to-speak :evilgrin:
White Lightning
18-10-2006, 08:00 AM
/haz
Kenneth
18-10-2006, 08:05 AM
Its about time women got some independence!
Us men have been pleasuring ourselves without female assistance since the dawn of time... you have a lot of catching up to do!
BraindG
18-10-2006, 08:53 AM
Rich? something you need to tell us? Poor Lilly.
White Lightning
18-10-2006, 10:09 AM
Its about time women got some independence!
Us men have been pleasuring ourselves without female assistance since the dawn of time... you have a lot of catching up to do!
... and this thread sinks further into the gutter ... /pan
Spirit
18-10-2006, 05:56 PM
... and this thread sinks further into the gutter ... /pan
It has a long way to go yet mate ! :evilgrin:
So, "Road Test" categories:
Size
Girth
Weight
Colour
Texture - how lifelike
Battery Consumption
Lubrication requirements
Speed settings
Sensation
How quickly it made you..........
/lol.......best stop now /help
Lillywotsername
18-10-2006, 06:05 PM
It has a long way to go yet mate ! :evilgrin:
So, "Road Test" categories:
Size
Girth
Weight
Colour
Texture - how lifelike
Battery Consumption
Lubrication requirements
Speed settings
Sensation
How quickly it made you..........
/lol.......best stop now /help
/haz..... It may not be gutter leval yet but that one brings it down to the pavement Pete :evilgrin:
Lillywotsername
18-10-2006, 06:13 PM
In all honesty I don't own a rabbit, however, I did have an Ann summers party once and we have to "Test" all the toys out by placing them on our nose to feel the vibration.....
needless to say i was given the offending creature and with in 5 seconds of placing it on the end of my nose.... I had the biggest nose bleed imaginable.
So on sensation I would say it would be ..... Bl00dy Brilliant:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :2thumbsup :2thumbsup :2thumbsup
Lillywotsername
18-10-2006, 06:13 PM
Oops duplicate post.... Site timed out on me/grr
volland
18-10-2006, 06:24 PM
if You got one - make sure that it's well hiden /pan :2thumbsup :evilgrin:
http://reklama.ikei.patrz.pl/
WITZ66
19-10-2006, 08:22 AM
Yeah Lily
My Mrs went to an Ann Summers party and she said they had to test the vibrators too..........
She lost four teeth!!!!!!!!
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
Spirit
19-10-2006, 01:29 PM
She lost four teeth!!!!!!!!
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
Didn't know they had teeth down there ! :uhoh2: :shocked: /JawDroppi
(gutter gets even closer)
Physician
19-10-2006, 01:39 PM
Didn't know they had teeth down there ! :uhoh2: :shocked: /JawDroppi
(gutter gets even closer)
Yep .......... they're hidden by the lips.
( and closer)
Lillywotsername
19-10-2006, 01:44 PM
Didn't know they had teeth down there ! :uhoh2: :shocked: /JawDroppi
(gutter gets even closer)
You have obviously never heard the plymouth lad vrs swilly girl joke:evilgrin:
( Will make sense to any one from Plymouth)
Spirit
19-10-2006, 06:27 PM
You have obviously never heard the plymouth lad vrs swilly girl joke:evilgrin:
( Will make sense to any one from Plymouth)
Nope, feel free to PM me it Lorr :2thumbsup
bradc
19-10-2006, 07:25 PM
how do you brush them?
White Lightning
19-10-2006, 09:42 PM
In all honesty I don't own a rabbit ...
Kate's got six ... :speechles
Lillywotsername
19-10-2006, 09:50 PM
Kate's got six ... :speechles
Now thats just greedy:evilgrin: :2thumbsup
White Lightning
19-10-2006, 09:54 PM
Now thats just greedy:evilgrin: :2thumbsup
http://www.clubvr4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19407&page=2&highlight=pets
/pan
richy rich
19-10-2006, 09:56 PM
http://www.clubvr4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19407&page=2&highlight=pets
/pan
I knew what you meant Wayne:2thumbsup
Did you know that the latest version of the rabbit is internet enabled?
I only know this because my company sells them some of the parts that go in it. It's great fun trying to get the guy who manages that account to explain what the product is...
g6acb
19-10-2006, 11:12 PM
Did you know that the latest version of the rabbit is internet enabled?
the mind boggles :5shots:
the next thing will be rabibits refusing to work due to an internet virus ...... or maybe thats the plan?:afro:
Looking at your new avatar, should I be glad I'm on holiday in the US?
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