NevGroom
26-10-2006, 02:53 PM
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, get out of the taxi before I get to the driveway. I slowly turn the key and creep into the hall, take my shoes off before I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!"
His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I pay the taximan in the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, crash through the front door, pee hard into the toilet water, break wind, slam the seat down, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep!
Works Every Time!!!
His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I pay the taximan in the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, crash through the front door, pee hard into the toilet water, break wind, slam the seat down, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep!
Works Every Time!!!