stupid blonde jokes!!

[soapy1978]

stupid blonde jokes!!

> >
>> >
>> >> A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's
doing
>> >> a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee,
he
>> >> starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde
woman
>> >> in
>> >> the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard

>> >> ENOUGH
>> >> of your stupid blonde jokes!! What makes you think you can
>> >> 'stereotype'
>> >> women that way?
>> >>
>> >> What does the 'color' of a person's HAIR have to do with her
worth
>> >> as a human being? It's guys like YOU who keep women like ME from
being
>> >> respected at work and in the community and from reaching our
full
>> >> potential as a person.
>> >>
>> >> Because YOU and YOUR KIND continue to perpetuate discrimination
>> >> against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the
name
>> >> of
>> >> 'HUMOR'!
>> >>
>> >> The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the
blonde
>> >>>YELLS, "You stay OUT of this mister!...I'm talking to that
little
>> >> '****' on your knee."
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>

[soapy1978]

>>>The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have
>>>requested an audience, and as they are The Seven Dwarfs, they are
>>>ushered in to see the Holy Father.
>>>
>>>Dopey leads the pack.
>>>"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
>>>Dopey asks,
>>>"Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
>>>Rome?"
>>>The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a
>>>moment and answers,
>>>"No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
>>>In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
>>>Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
>>>Dopey turns back,
>>>"Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
>>>The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
>>>"No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
>>>This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once
>>>again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
>>>
>>>Dopey turns back and says,
>>>"Your Extreme Holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere at all
>>>in the world?"
>>>After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds,
>>>"I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
>>>The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and
>>>pounding the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they
>>>begin chanting,
>>>
>>>"Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!"
>>>

[Alex]

LOL at the second one - CPS!

[ANTHONY]

PMSL:evilgrin: