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nick-f1
04-11-2006, 06:40 PM
The Tarot Reader

The psychic gazed at her Tarot cards and delivered the bad news: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there's just no easy way to say this: prepare to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent, horrible death within the year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths, composed herself and asked, "Will I get away with it?"