Polabear
10-11-2006, 02:26 PM
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.
Paddy says Me feet are freezing, could you nip upstairs and fetch my
slippers?
No bother. he says and runs upstairs.
There are Paddy's two stunning daughters sitting on their bed.
Hello girls, your dad sent me up to shag ya both.
F*ck off ya liar they said.
I will prove it says Murphy, so he shouts down the stairs;
Both of them Paddy?
Of course...shouts back Paddy
...what's the use of f*cking one!
Paddy says Me feet are freezing, could you nip upstairs and fetch my
slippers?
No bother. he says and runs upstairs.
There are Paddy's two stunning daughters sitting on their bed.
Hello girls, your dad sent me up to shag ya both.
F*ck off ya liar they said.
I will prove it says Murphy, so he shouts down the stairs;
Both of them Paddy?
Of course...shouts back Paddy
...what's the use of f*cking one!