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Wouter
13-11-2006, 10:48 AM
St. Peter asked, "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.”

"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago."

Polabear
13-11-2006, 10:52 AM
Hehe..nice one..:2thumbsup

BraindG
13-11-2006, 11:07 AM
hehehe, like it!