KiwiTT
14-11-2006, 02:26 AM
A large equal-opportunity company hired several cannibals.
“You are all part of our team now,” said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of our employees. The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later, the HR rep called them together and remarked, “You’re all working very hard and we’re satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do you know what happened to her?”
The cannibals shook their heads. “No.”
After the HR rep left the room, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?”
A hand rose hesitantly.
“You fool!” Said the leader. “For weeks we’ve been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something.”
“You are all part of our team now,” said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of our employees. The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later, the HR rep called them together and remarked, “You’re all working very hard and we’re satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do you know what happened to her?”
The cannibals shook their heads. “No.”
After the HR rep left the room, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?”
A hand rose hesitantly.
“You fool!” Said the leader. “For weeks we’ve been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something.”