Lillywotsername
25-11-2006, 11:51 PM
>> How to Shower Like a Woman
>>
>> Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket
>> according to lights and darks.
>>
>> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>>
>> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>>
>> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note
>> to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>>
>> Get in the shower.
>>
>> Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah
>> and pumice stone.
>>
>> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
>> vitamins.
>>
>> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>>
>> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
>>
>> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
>> until red.
>>
>> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
>> wash. (i am currently trying to find where i can purchase this)
>>
>> Rinse conditioner off hair.
>>
>> Shave armpits and legs.
>>
>> Turn off shower.
>>
>> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>>
>> Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
>>
>> Get out of shower.
>>
>> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>>
>> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>>
>> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>>
>> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>>
>>
>>
>> How to Shower Like a Man
>>
>> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
>> them in a pile.
>>
>> Walk naked to the bathroom.
>>
>> If you see wife along the way, shake Willy at her making the
>> 'woo-woo' sound.
>>
>> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>>
>> Admire the size of your Willy and scratch your bum.
>>
>> Get in the shower.
>>
>> Wash your face.
>>
>> Wash your armpits.
>>
>> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>>
>> Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>>
>> Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>>
>> Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
>>
>> Wash your hair.
>>
>> Wee.
>>
>> Rinse off and get out of shower.
>>
>> Fail to notice water on floor.
>>
>> Admire Willy size in mirror again.
>>
>> Leave wet mat on floor, leave light and fan on.
>>
>> Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>>
>> If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake Willy at her and make
>> the 'woo-woo' sound again.
>>
>> Throw wet towel on bed.
>>
>>
>>
>> I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE ! ! !
>>
>> Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket
>> according to lights and darks.
>>
>> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>>
>> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>>
>> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note
>> to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>>
>> Get in the shower.
>>
>> Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah
>> and pumice stone.
>>
>> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
>> vitamins.
>>
>> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>>
>> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
>>
>> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
>> until red.
>>
>> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
>> wash. (i am currently trying to find where i can purchase this)
>>
>> Rinse conditioner off hair.
>>
>> Shave armpits and legs.
>>
>> Turn off shower.
>>
>> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>>
>> Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
>>
>> Get out of shower.
>>
>> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>>
>> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>>
>> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>>
>> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>>
>>
>>
>> How to Shower Like a Man
>>
>> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
>> them in a pile.
>>
>> Walk naked to the bathroom.
>>
>> If you see wife along the way, shake Willy at her making the
>> 'woo-woo' sound.
>>
>> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>>
>> Admire the size of your Willy and scratch your bum.
>>
>> Get in the shower.
>>
>> Wash your face.
>>
>> Wash your armpits.
>>
>> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>>
>> Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>>
>> Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>>
>> Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
>>
>> Wash your hair.
>>
>> Wee.
>>
>> Rinse off and get out of shower.
>>
>> Fail to notice water on floor.
>>
>> Admire Willy size in mirror again.
>>
>> Leave wet mat on floor, leave light and fan on.
>>
>> Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>>
>> If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake Willy at her and make
>> the 'woo-woo' sound again.
>>
>> Throw wet towel on bed.
>>
>>
>>
>> I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE ! ! !