Ebay metro.

[Nick Mann]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270065085217&ssPageName=ADME:B:EF:UK:2

Want to view all 70 questions? There's some corkers.

Q. Do you come with the car?
A. Only when driving over cobbles.

/duh

[NevGroom]

Kept by previous owner in a heated garage. Admitedly, the garage was
only heated during the half-hour it took to burn down

!

Arf Arf

[I-S]

Ok, I had to stop reading that halfway through before I rolled out of the office and gave the game away...

[Jimbo]

I've only got as far as...

"Deep face-shaped dent in bonnet (expression: one of surprise)"

...and I seriously can't read any more, my chest hurts too much.

Fantastic find :2thumbsup /lol

[Kieran]

/haz

[BraindG]

heheh, class - some of these Ebay items are quite amusing.