Brushly
22-12-2006, 11:44 AM
A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
girlfriend.
As they hadn't been seeing other for very long, he decided after careful
consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, not
too romantic and not too personal.
He went with his girlfriends sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair
of white fur lined gloves, the sister bought a pair of Knickers for herself
at the same time.
During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items, the
sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.
Without checking Ron sealed the package and sent it to his new
girlfriend with the following letter:
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because i've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go
out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen
the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are easier
to remove, These are a very delicate shade, but the lady i bought them from
showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and
they were hardly soiled at all, I had her try yours on for me and she looked
really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her.
She also said that the pair rubs her ring which helps keep it clean and
shiny,in fact she she has'nt needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish i was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
many other hands will touch them before i have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because
they will be naturally a little damp from wearing, just think how many times
my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them
for me on Friday night.
All my love
Ron.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of
fur showing.
girlfriend.
As they hadn't been seeing other for very long, he decided after careful
consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, not
too romantic and not too personal.
He went with his girlfriends sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair
of white fur lined gloves, the sister bought a pair of Knickers for herself
at the same time.
During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items, the
sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.
Without checking Ron sealed the package and sent it to his new
girlfriend with the following letter:
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because i've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go
out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen
the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are easier
to remove, These are a very delicate shade, but the lady i bought them from
showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and
they were hardly soiled at all, I had her try yours on for me and she looked
really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her.
She also said that the pair rubs her ring which helps keep it clean and
shiny,in fact she she has'nt needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish i was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
many other hands will touch them before i have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because
they will be naturally a little damp from wearing, just think how many times
my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them
for me on Friday night.
All my love
Ron.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of
fur showing.