SGHOM
27-12-2006, 09:25 PM
Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound
good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
friendship poem that speaks about real friendship and truth itself.
To My Friend,
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the fu**ing b**tard who made you sad. When you are blue, I'll
try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile, I'll know you
finally got a shag. When you are scared, I will tease you about it every
chance I get. When you are worried, I will tell you to shut up and tell
you how much worse it could be. When you are confused, I will use little
words to explain it to you, you daft ****! When you are sick, stay the
f**k away from me until you're well again. When you fall, I will point
and laugh at you - knobhead! This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! :happy: :5shots: :5shots:
good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
friendship poem that speaks about real friendship and truth itself.
To My Friend,
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the fu**ing b**tard who made you sad. When you are blue, I'll
try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile, I'll know you
finally got a shag. When you are scared, I will tease you about it every
chance I get. When you are worried, I will tell you to shut up and tell
you how much worse it could be. When you are confused, I will use little
words to explain it to you, you daft ****! When you are sick, stay the
f**k away from me until you're well again. When you fall, I will point
and laugh at you - knobhead! This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! :happy: :5shots: :5shots: