So VR-4's are 4wd...lets add dirt *NOT* Kieran safe

[bradc]

Got home early, decided to have some fun :) ASC really sucks on dirt though, especially when all 4 wheels are spinning. I may have to disable that to do full slides around the house. /rally

I also found the best launches on dirt come from being at 2500rpm in 2nd gear

[bradc]

Ohh and btw, the big shed in the background of the second pic is reserved for future NZ workshop days :)

[Kieran]

Nah, this is fine, that looks like fun - However, I do presume you washed the car afterwards, right?!:inquisiti

[bradc]

Of course not. In fact it's still out there in the mud, I couldn't be bothered driving it back around. It will be fine, I'm hoping it is wet tomorrow so most of the mud comes off when driving.

You know I haven't hand washed a car since the end of 2005 :) The white Legnum has gone through a car wash once so far, about 4000km ago, and it isn't going to see one any time soon!

[BraindG]

i see no dirt? call that dirty Brad?! you should be ashamed of yourself! i see LOADS of white. /pan

[CANDEE]

Very nice!!!

Those black wheels look awesome.. :P Blend in well.. :P

[bradc]

It is actually quite hard to get mud up onto the car, it tends to just stick on the wheels :) You can see where I've been making ruts in the last few photo's, but for some reason the sides of the car aren't that dirty. Underneath it is covered in dirt though :)

Candee, they do look nice, and it looks like they will fit over Brembo's too :)

[Kenneth]

can i come have a go???? you dont need any lawn!

[d i c k i e s]

hahaha... mean bro!

[bradc]

Of course you can Kenneth, you're welcome anytime :D

[bernmc]

Ya've ruined the cabbages ya crazy kid!!!!!

[bradc]

Cabbages??? Weeds more like it

[Nick VR4]

Cabbages??? Weeds more like it

More like Triffids :2thumbsup

[You See]

Think I may need come visit you soon...I'm pretty indecisive when it comes to parking so I may need to circle a few times! (and don't no body bring up the Greenlane jokes!) /haz

[bradc]

you mean like this?

[You See]

you mean like this?
/Grrr

[MJR]

you mean like this?

:2thumbsup

[BraindG]

you mean like this?
/Grrr

Makes me laugh each time i see that UC :pimp2:

[valmes]

It is actually quite hard to get mud up onto the car, it tends to just stick on the wheels :)

You just gotta know how to do it right :) Although I can still do a lot better than that on the pic below... so much "better" that you won't probably be able to tell what color it is...

TRY HARDER!!! /pan

[Kieran]

:sick2:

[Joanne]

you mean like this?

Awesome effort - couldn't have done better myself! :scholar:

[AllBeItMine]

pull the yellow fuse to get rid of the AYC - makes a huge difference.

[bradc]

The AYC isn't much of a problem at this stage, the ASC is a much much bigger problem.

[You See]

:2thumbsup

Makes me laugh each time i see that UC :pimp2:

Awesome effort - couldn't have done better myself! :scholar:
You all are a big bunch of poo brains! ...meanie meanie meanie! /Hissy

[pitslayer]

lol thats nothing you should see my galant ok its not a VR4 ....but its brown...well its silver underneath....issue i have is that my drive is like 1/2 mile long mud track...and its not stopped raining for a while so my cars brown...then the floods came, ie all roads out about half foot in muddy water.....then messing about in some mud other day to get rid of the ditch finders.....theres no point in washing it now really, because its dirty within a day..... ill try get some pics up....has been worse....what i thought was a puddle was actually just pure mud, with water over it.... put it this way i couldnt see out any side windows after wards lol

[bradc]

haha, I'd be keen to see those pics.

[BraindG]

Hahaha, yeah... that would deffo be a photo for the album. :D

[pitslayer]

lol ok ill take it for a drive later, and get it that little bit muddier lol.....i had a seat toledo that was black once.....someone thought id swapped it for a brown one...so wrote something like, it is black underneath.....did look austin allegro brown thow

[Xeroid]

I can show you all how to get mud up the sides no problem, and on the roof, the bonnet, the rear, you name it ..

Sideways, 4w drift, gravel/mud/sand road/surface and chuck it in hard and keep all the wheels spinning in Tip 2 or 3. no problem !!! /rally

In fact it will probably take you about 3 months to dig all the crud out from underneath the car let alone off the body ...:2thumbsup

You wanna ditch digging round that house of yours Brad ..?
Take me about 4 loops I reckon, then you can bury the power cable out to the shed in it, should be at legal depth ...

Let me know and I'll put the Dunlops on the 16" rims on and give it a whirl.:2thumbsup /rally

[d i c k i e s]

hahaha.. off to brads house to drift is it?

[bradc]

the only hole we need digging is one for the pool, and I doubt you'd be able to accomplish that in a VR-4 anyway.

[pitslayer]

the only hole we need digging is one for the pool, and I doubt you'd be able to accomplish that in a VR-4 anyway.
no but i could get a crane, and hoist an old volvo and drop it where you want your pool, that will do the trick...gotta find one with impact bumpers lol


ill show you how to get your car muddy, without having 4wd or a VR4 lol and i can show you how to get the whole car covered in mud....to chicken to do it to my galant, incase i break it, but if anyone wants to lend me a non turbo galant i can do it for them

[pitslayer]

lol mines getting there now... got lots of thick mud everywhere, still silverish....just dont want to damge my car to much

[pitslayer]

this is how you do it. worlds dirtiest galant

who said you cant get it up the bonnet
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d112/pitslayer/AAAA0027.jpg
or the roof
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d112/pitslayer/AAAA0025-1.jpg
or the boot
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d112/pitslayer/AAAA0024-1.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d112/pitslayer/AAAA0026-2.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d112/pitslayer/AAAA0022-1.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d112/pitslayer/AAAA0020-1.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d112/pitslayer/AAAA0018.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d112/pitslayer/AAAA0021-1.jpg

and yes i know those alloys look stupid on it lol....they had good tyres, and they fitted, where my mitsi ones had very illegal ones

[Lillywotsername]

Quick.... someone order an ambulance for Kierencorp Towers.

Those should come with a health warning for Kieren.

[Wodjno]

For Kieran

[Kieran]

this is how you do it. worlds dirtiest galant

/JawDroppi

Guards!!! Arrest that miscreant and confiscate his Galant! He is clearly not worthy!/pan

[pitslayer]

hahahahaha I WIN!!!!!! lol, just washed it now......good fun, washing cars whilst the water freezes as your halfway through it

[Pedro Fandango]

no but i could get a crane, and hoist an old volvo and drop it where you want your pool, that will do the trick...gotta find one with impact bumpers lol
ai i saw that lol

http://www.covcrew.co.uk/volvo-850-t5/archive/funnies/funny6.JPG

[Alex]

Come on guys, you're just tormenting Kieran now - you know he can't even pass a dirty car without wincing :inquisiti


Ok, I admit it - I love baiting him too... Keep em comin' :)

[Kieran]

Come on guys, you're just tormenting Kieran now - you know he can't even pass a dirty car without wincing :inquisiti


Ok, I admit it - I love baiting him too... Keep em comin' :)

/grr /grr /catfight /pan

[g6acb]

Ok, I admit it - I love baiting him too... Keep em comin' :)


Happy to oblige.....

5 days, 3 countries (well England, Scotland and Walesland) including an interesting chat with the police (not the pop group - the law enforcement group /Grrr regarding obstructed vision caused by excessive dirt :pimp2: )


Heres just a glimpse from crappy phone camera


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[Kieran]

If I'd been the police officer, you would be staring at the hangmans noose!/Grrr /Grrr

[psbarham]

keiren , remeber this ?????
http://www.clubvr4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12247&page

[g6acb]

If I'd been the police officer, you would be staring at the hangmans noose!/Grrr /Grrr

after I etched my rear numberplate back into the dirt covering it up with my finger I thought I was for 5 minutes..... Bedfordshire constabulary.... no bloody sense of humour /pan

[Brunty]

keiren , remeber this ?????
http://www.clubvr4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12247&page

Err, if a certain someone enquiring whether my car is for sale reads this all those photos we mocked up - throughout my ownership of this car I've cleaned and polished it almost daily.


after I etched my rear numberplate back into the dirt covering it up with my finger

:laugh: - that's shocking!

[psbarham]

Err, if a certain someone enquiring whether my car is for sale reads this all those photos we mocked up - throughout my ownership of this car I've cleaned and polished it almost daily.

so how is your neighbours exact double of yours vr4 ? i bet he still looks at yours with jealously with how shiney yours is :inquisiti

[pitslayer]

tryed keeping mine clean but its just so dusty.....il take it up the forest tracks one day for some handbrake turns and puddle hoping

[valmes]

:pimp2:

[Kieran]

:speechles
:shocked:
:computer:
:thumbsdow
/wall
:furious3:
:veryangry
/TTTH
/grr
:stop:
/pan

[Spirit]

Looks like some fun there Valmes !

[valmes]

Somebody help Kieran... ;)

[Spirit]

Somebody help Kieran... ;)

He's beyond it mate......last seen whimpering in a corner after seeing your pic :evilgrin:

[valmes]

Looks like some fun there Valmes !

One "fun" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=e74h3guMZAE) is gone... winter is officially over, but summer is not there yet... mud, snow, rain... you know in fact I just realized that I can do much better than that!!!

Who is up for a competition? Dirtiest Legnum/Galant in the world? :evilgrin:

[soapy1978]

One "fun" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=e74h3guMZAE) is gone... winter is officially over, but summer is not there yet... mud, snow, rain... you know in fact I just realized that I can do much better than that!!!

Who is up for a competition? Dirtiest Legnum/Galant in the world? :evilgrin:


that looks great fun i moving out there with you we don't get enough snow over here now to do anything like that

not fair /Hissy /Hissy /Hissy /rally

darren

[Pedaal]

http://img528.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture117ak3.jpg

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7382/picture116ae7.jpg

http://img75.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture114gc7.jpg

[soapy1978]

http://img528.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture117ak3.jpg

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7382/picture116ae7.jpg

http://img75.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture114gc7.jpg


jess where you live in the marshes or something i would never let my car that dirty i was it if there's two lots of bird poo on it

darren

[Pedaal]

these are special pics for this forum.
i ride specially dirty roads to get these pics.

[stuey]

just for keiran again..

[valmes]

Let me think for a moment... :thinking:

Ok. You are on! :evilgrin:
Let's get competitive! /pan

Can we make a poll, so I will have an excuse to get my car places it never thought existed? :scholar:

[Kieran]

GOOD GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! /Hissy

[pitslayer]

im up for it, ill wait for the rain thow and take it up the forest

[d i c k i e s]

dang dats dirty! bet you had fun cleaning it.

[pitslayer]

mines going to be cleaned asap at the moment so gotta restart.....hit a rabbit last night flat out on country road.....mmmm bit of a mess, got stuck on the tyre for a few rotations.....front end stinks, and i mean sticks lol

[pitslayer]

Guess what guys, its that time of year again. Kierans worst fear, some say this is perhaps his most hated thread of all time and that he once cleaned his car with cotton buds and a wooly thong, all we know is that he hates what i am going to post up right now
We will start of with a light one
the drivers side
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http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d112/pitslayer/Image020-1.jpg

I apologise for the qaulity 2megapixel camera photos, i shall get some high res ones soon

[bradc]

That isn't that much dirt really!

[pitslayer]

/lol wait till you see the high res shots, it goes
White, then a film of grey scum, then a layer of salt, then a layer of mud, then more salt, my rear wheels are crusty /lol
those lines in the second pic on my door which look clean...thats not thats the layer of grey scum its down to

[Johny]

you should see the state of the dairy farmers 8g's... its appauling

[Fully]

lol reminds me going out in my 4WD the cleanist part was were the wipers wipe :P
Pretty kool to go into blackness in the middle of the day for a few seconds.

[Kieran]

:inquisiti

[pitslayer]

/lol my car is filthy its starting to collect on the coachline where the door handles are....might clean my passeneger window though, i cant see bugger all out of it

[Lillywotsername]

Sorry.... But even under high res conditions.... that really aint that dirty.

[pitslayer]

/lol no it is, bear in mind that was taken last week

[AncientOfMu]

^^^^

Coupled with the fact that its not really in the spirit of baiting k either as that dirt is probably sitting on top of umpteen layers Of Dodo's finest.

Now at this point I could post up a pic of the V6's bonnet with salt trails up it.....

But I won't

a) cause its dark

and b) cause it don't really matter :)

[ANTHONY]

he once cleaned his car with cotton buds and a wooly thong,we know him as the stig

[pitslayer]

no wax left on it, havnt had the time to wash polish andwax the car since august
washed it a few times but notproperly

[pitslayer]

for those doubting the pictures, unfortunatly i can show up the first layer of scum, you can see where water has penetrated down to it though /lol
well you sorta can see the lines where the cat has slid down it /Grr
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[Kieran]

Good Evening. Tonight on BBC Weather, a localised area of high pressure is forming around KieranCorp Towers. Temperatures in the vicinity are said to be warmer than expected and as such we issue a severe temper warning. :veryangry The likeliood of a sudden and unexplained threadlock is now 47% and rising.

[pitslayer]

hopefully snow aswell tonight so more dirtyness woop woop

[Grizzly]

Well guys! You don't know what REAL dirt looks like :) Come to Moscow in winter... Sometimes it takes only two hours of drive for car's body color to be completely unrecognizable :( - thanks to de-icing reagents those bastards spill onto road

[bradc]

Heh those wheels do look very dirty, well done!

[AncientOfMu]

Thought Id better add my few in today :)

All from today.

[pitslayer]

i can feel a great pressure building from the kierancorp towers, i can hear the crackle of thunder above /lol

although Don i do disagree with you getting the V6 dirty, she is such a beauty underneath, but black and white cars plus winter dont mix /lol....I await your clean up thread /lol

[AncientOfMu]

I await your clean up thread /lol

you'll be waiting a long time.

[pitslayer]

i have time /lol

[pitslayer]

feel the cap could be open on the thread lock soon
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[sightless]

i should find the ones of it actually dirty - this is just a little grubby
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[pitslayer]

haha thats superb /lol reminds me of my previous effort couple of pages back with my silver galant

[djb160]

now that's dirty. Well done. Now clean it please.

[Fully]

^^^ Padock helies?

[sightless]

it gets cleaned - full treatment when ever it gets dirty.
Usually spend anywhere from 2-5 hours and i could spend more on it

[pitslayer]

takes me a full day to clean mine when its actually clean, possibly looking at a long weekend to clean mine now /lol i suppose i did wonder what a brown vr4 would like, now i know. and i kinda like it, very japanese for some reason

[psbarham]

the beauty of living in a farming area in the middle of cabbage and sugarbeet season /Grrr

[psbarham]

ok so its not a legnum but K will be pleased when he see's this :thinking:

the only explanation for this is that cat has driven through some grain somewhere, this has then taken root in the warm wet mud residing upon the wishbone /pan pretty impressive growth considering its location

[Kieran]

lol, Not only does it sound like a tractor, it now has the looks to match! :D

[miller]

wait for the pics once im finished touring in Ireland...oh my god the dirt on the roads grrrrrrr


Mike

[GT40-Steven]

psbarham's piccies looks a bit like how a car looks in Sweden after 20mins on the road during temps around 0 deg C. Moist + all the darn salt the road dep spread desolves the tarmac to a nice goo that takes an hour to get off EVEN if you have a car DITEC treated.

I guess our Russian friends have the same problem......

[ersanalamin]

Very nice!!!

Those black wheels look awesome.. :P Blend in well.. :P

Nice avatar, BTW do you have any idea where to buy those headllamp?

[pitslayer]

you can get cibies from japan but they are not cheap, the non hids are £500 and the hids were £800 and that was before the exchange rate went to crap

[AncientOfMu]

Nice avatar, BTW do you have any idea where to buy those headllamp?

You cannot buy Cibie's brand new anymore.

The only option is getting a set used. Usually from Japan.

[miller]

forgot to add these!

[ersanalamin]

you can get cibies from japan but they are not cheap, the non hids are £500 and the hids were £800 and that was before the exchange rate went to crap

Shoots, thats pretty damn expensive thing, I thought its worth less than $200 USD NIB LOL. for GBP 500 I better spend the money to upgrade my sound system. Well in my local area, people love to modify the OEM headlamp into HID model. the cost is $200-$250 USD. They use the grand suzuki vitara HID lamp, or Mazda RX8. I will look for the pic of modification on my friends galant and post it here.

[foxdie]

When in Rome, exactly 1 year later than the previous post /popcorn

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[giblet]

That makes mine look clean, and I haven't washed mine since the end of november. Waiting on some good weather so I can give her another proper clean