NevGroom
15-01-2007, 11:23 AM
Two rabbits, who have spent their whole lives in a laboratory, are set free one night by an animal activist.
They run off into the countryside and come across a field of carrots.
Instinct takes over: they get stuck in and start to eat all the carrots they can, until they fall asleep.
The following night they go into a field of cabbages. Again, they eat all they can and fall asleep.
The night after that, they find a field full of lettuce, which, as before, they proceed to chomp through until they fall asleep.
The next night they find themselves in a field full of lady rabbits, all of whom are willing partners. They do what comes naturally and embark upon an all-night shagging session.
In the morning, the older rabbit decides he wants to return to the lab.
"What the hell for?" asks his pal. "We've had carrots, cabbages, lettuce and, best of all, those ladies last night. What's your problem?"
"Life is sweet, I agree," says the older chap. "But the thing is, I'm dying for a fag"
They run off into the countryside and come across a field of carrots.
Instinct takes over: they get stuck in and start to eat all the carrots they can, until they fall asleep.
The following night they go into a field of cabbages. Again, they eat all they can and fall asleep.
The night after that, they find a field full of lettuce, which, as before, they proceed to chomp through until they fall asleep.
The next night they find themselves in a field full of lady rabbits, all of whom are willing partners. They do what comes naturally and embark upon an all-night shagging session.
In the morning, the older rabbit decides he wants to return to the lab.
"What the hell for?" asks his pal. "We've had carrots, cabbages, lettuce and, best of all, those ladies last night. What's your problem?"
"Life is sweet, I agree," says the older chap. "But the thing is, I'm dying for a fag"