WildCards
26-01-2007, 01:18 PM
>A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest,
>Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with
>Fannie Green every week for the last month."
>The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail
>Mary's'."
>Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months
>since my last confession. I have had sex with fannie Green twice a week for
>the last two months."
>This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?"
>"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
>"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's"
>The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon
>when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All
>the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits
>down in front
>of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny
>emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down
>with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon
>Stone-style.
>The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks,
>Is that Fannie Green?"
>
>The altar boy replies, ..............................
>
>"No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her
>shoes".
>Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with
>Fannie Green every week for the last month."
>The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail
>Mary's'."
>Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months
>since my last confession. I have had sex with fannie Green twice a week for
>the last two months."
>This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?"
>"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
>"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's"
>The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon
>when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All
>the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits
>down in front
>of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny
>emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down
>with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon
>Stone-style.
>The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks,
>Is that Fannie Green?"
>
>The altar boy replies, ..............................
>
>"No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her
>shoes".