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Brind
03-12-2003, 07:29 PM
It is Christmas Eve and this chap is on a rooftop about to jump off.

His wife is leaving him for another man, he has lost his job and he owes
thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he finishes his prayers and
closes his eyes, ready to jump, Father Christmas taps him on the
shoulder.

"Are you OK?" asks Father Christmas.

The man explains why he is so miserable and gets ready to jump.

"Stop!" shouts Father Christmas. "It is Christmas, I will grant you
three
wishes to solve your problems on the understanding that you will grant
me a small favour in return!"


"Would you?" the man replies. "That would be wonderful!!...Thank you,
thank you!"

Father Christmas promises him:

"You shall go home in 1 hour and your wife will be dressed in her
sexiest underwear, begging for forgiveness and longing for your return,
she will have no recollection of her new boyfriend."

"You shall go into work tomorrow, sit at your desk and continue with
your work. Your salary will have increased by 50%. Also, nobody will
have
any recollection of your sacking."

"You shall go to your bank and you will be ten thousand pounds in
credit, you will have no outstanding bills."

"Oh thank you, thank you!" says the man. "What is it that I can do for
you?"

Father Christmas asks the man to drop his pants and bend over. After quite a brutal Rogering, which made his eyes water, Father Christmas asks
the man how old he is.

"36" replies the man.

"Ho, Ho, Ho, You're a bit old to believe in Father Christmas aren't
you!?" chuckled the fat gay b*stard in fancy dress.

Nick VR4
03-12-2003, 07:31 PM
:lolz: nice one

dcuk
03-12-2003, 11:44 PM
One day Saddam was hungry and ask his son to go the chip shop to get some grub.

His son came back but he was holding the chips on his sleeve. He said 'there was no bag dad!'

zedy1
04-12-2003, 12:52 AM
:lolz: didnt catcht he last bit