KiwiTT
04-12-2003, 04:07 AM
1) Only in New Zealand... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2) Only in New Zealand... is "are you awake?" the standard concept of foreplay.
3) Only in New Zealand... do supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their Panadol, etc., while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4) Only in New Zealand... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries... and a Diet Coke.
5) Only in New Zealand... do banks leave both doors open, have no armed guards and chain the pens to the counter.
6) Only in New Zealand... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and store our junk in the garage.
7) Only in New Zealand... do we use answering machines to screen calls, and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8) Only in New Zealand... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Government. "Poli" INSERT INTO post VALUES (poly) in Latin meaning "many"; and "tics" meaning "blood sucking creatures".
9) Only in New Zealand... do we live by the saying, "you're never too pissed if you can still find the floor".
2) Only in New Zealand... is "are you awake?" the standard concept of foreplay.
3) Only in New Zealand... do supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their Panadol, etc., while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4) Only in New Zealand... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries... and a Diet Coke.
5) Only in New Zealand... do banks leave both doors open, have no armed guards and chain the pens to the counter.
6) Only in New Zealand... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and store our junk in the garage.
7) Only in New Zealand... do we use answering machines to screen calls, and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8) Only in New Zealand... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Government. "Poli" INSERT INTO post VALUES (poly) in Latin meaning "many"; and "tics" meaning "blood sucking creatures".
9) Only in New Zealand... do we live by the saying, "you're never too pissed if you can still find the floor".