Maths

[Alex]

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like
this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What
makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While
Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude
will get you there, it's theBull**** and Ass kissing that
will put you over the top.

[wrdmotorsport]

you know how jcb works then /haz


rich

[WildCards]

you know how jcb works then /haz


rich

You could always go back to plumbing? Infact I know someone who needs a bathroom fitting.

I'll have to remember this Alex, nice one.

[Lillywotsername]

Absolutely Brilliant Alex....

[Nick VR4]

Very cleaver should have seen this a few years ago and sent it to my Directors

[Joanne]

I wonder if I can include that in my thesis?

:)

[Spirit]

/haz.......excellent Alex !

[lennystoy]

very good alex