Well I think it's funny

[diddingtonwizard]

A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the
day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.

"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the
man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"

A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs
the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.

Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear
running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the
heart to kill the squid.

"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!" at which an
enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen.

"Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans kill that
squid!"

The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon
the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives
a little cry.

"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid," Hans admits, his lower
lip trembling.

"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show.

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That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy
lip squid!"

[Lillywotsername]

/haz.... made me chuckle too Ian.

[WildCards]

/duh :rolleyes4

[White Lightning]

/haz ... that's a good one.

[Kieran]

Ah, a good 8.1 on the Boo-Ometer there..../pan

[BraindG]

omg /wall

[Wodjno]

I always liked this 1 :D /yes

I knew this 1 as a small child, and was always going around telling it to everyone :pimp2:

It must be 30 years since i heard it last :speechles

Thanx Ian for bringing it back in to my life :scholar:

Now i gotta go off and annoy some peeps :evilgrin:

[Paul Beazer]

top joke!

[Davezj]

it's a good best man joke, saying i remember when we all met up in a restarunt, and launch in to the joke, bride and groom think that never happened, then the punch line come in, classic!!

but it is an easy one to get messed up.

I was at a wedding years ago and the best man strung it out for a full ten minutes adding little bits and asides. It went down a storm even when you know it's comming.

[Brunty]

A new low-point for Club VR4.

I shall give serious consideration to my continued membership.

:(

[Throbbe]

but it is an easy one to get messed up.


Oh lord yes. My brother in law (when slightly drunk) spent nearly 20 minutes getting various bits wrong and having to start again. In the end he never made it to the punchline as we were all falling about at him getting it so badly wrong.

[Lillywotsername]

I think it needs to be said for our " Non UK Members"

In the 80's there was a TV advert for washing up liquid and their moto was..... "For hands that do dishes, as soft as you face, mild green, Fairy liquid"
Rather than "That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy lip squid!"

Just to let you all in on the punch line.

[Wodjno]

I think it needs to be said for our " Non UK Members"

In the 80's there was a TV advert for washing up liquid and their moto was..... "For hands that do dishes, as soft as you face, mild green, Fairy liquid"
Rather than "That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy lip squid!"

Just to let you all in on the punch line.

The Original 1's were in the early 60's lorraine :speechles

The 1's i remember were from early 70's... :thinking:

And for young Wippa Snappers like Ya Self :scholar:

There were the 1's in the 80's and i think also 90's /yes

[Wodjno]

A new low-point for Club VR4.

I shall give serious consideration to my continued membership.

:(

And for people like this :inquisiti

All i can say, is theres no hope /pan

Looks like you have grown up /yes

Peter Pan your not :speechles

As 1 members signature says....

You don't stop playing cos you get old ??

You get old cos you stop playing !!

Bring out yhe Zimmer frames :evilgrin: