A worthy petition to sign

[g8legnum]

I didn't realize that healthy food, like smoothies, are VAT'able and stuff like chips isn't. So there's another petition here: http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/fruitjuiceVAT for everyone to sign

[Wouter]

Done

[Brunty]

Mmmmmmm Innocent smoothies MMmmmmmm

[You See]

Bugger, can't cos you've gotta be a British citizen to sign it....sorryyyy.
I'd lie, cheat and steal....but be British??.../Fever

[I-S]

I'd lie, cheat and steal....but be British??.../Fever

Sounds like you're fully qualified.

[Brunty]

Sounds like you're fully qualified.

Laugh it up now You See.

In ten years time, your homeland will be swarming with British IT techs, plumbers, electricians and Tig202s - the local police forces will be swamped and will turn to traffic cameras and CCTV to police the crowds.

It'll be so desirable to immigrants that the population will be forced to ID themselves using ID cards or face heavy fines and prison. The social services will be under so much pressure that the Chancellor will dip into the pension pot to bail the govenment out, and the Prime Minister will seek WMDs all over the world to divert attention from his failing policies at home.

Poor quality factory farmed breaded chicken bits will replace lamb to cope with the increased consumption and you'll have TV chefs campaigning against turkey twizzlers. The nation will get fatter, your rugby, cricket and sailing stars will get fatter - and slower.

You'll know it's as bad as it's gonna get when you're invited to sign an email petitioning the Government to remove VAT ffrom smoothies.

:iloveyou:

[RugbyPete]

Vote for a FAT TAX.

Like cigarettes, FAT content should be taxed and no tax on the good stuff like fruit, veg and lean meats.

[BraindG]

Vote for a FAT TAX.

Like cigarettes, FAT content should be taxed and no tax on the good stuff like fruit, veg and lean meats.
nonono, tax the hippies... leave the people who like fatty foods alone :speechles

[Wouter]

I have a better idea!!

NO TAX!!!

[RugbyPete]

Yeah, no tax and everyone own a gun to defend themselves

It will be like Iraq, brilliant!

[BraindG]

I have a better idea!!

NO TAX!!!
no comment /pan

[Crickle]

nonono, tax the hippies... leave the people who like fatty foods alone :speechles

Only cos there is more meat on a butchers pencil than you! You can eat lard all day and never get fat!

Its alright for some hey!/pan :inquisiti

[BraindG]

Only cos there is more meat on a butchers pencil than you! You can eat lard all day and never get fat!

Its alright for some hey!/pan :inquisiti
/Banana :bananadan /woot :bananadan /Banana

[Crickle]

/Banana :bananadan /woot :bananadan /Banana

And there he goes rubbing it in with his hyperactive buddies!:iloveyou:

[Lillywotsername]

And there he goes rubbing it in with his hyperactive buddies!:iloveyou:
PMSL....

[bernmc]

Laugh it up now You See.

In ten years time, your homeland will be swarming with British IT techs, plumbers, electricians and Tig202s - the local police forces will be swamped and will turn to traffic cameras and CCTV to police the crowds.

It'll be so desirable to immigrants that the population will be forced to ID themselves using ID cards or face heavy fines and prison. The social services will be under so much pressure that the Chancellor will dip into the pension pot to bail the govenment out, and the Prime Minister will seek WMDs all over the world to divert attention from his failing policies at home.

Poor quality factory farmed breaded chicken bits will replace lamb to cope with the increased consumption and you'll have TV chefs campaigning against turkey twizzlers. The nation will get fatter, your rugby, cricket and sailing stars will get fatter - and slower.

You'll know it's as bad as it's gonna get when you're invited to sign an email petitioning the Government to remove VAT ffrom smoothies.



Such a cynic that boy! I must give him some rep :thumbsup:!!!!

[vr4moose]

I didn't realize that healthy food, like smoothies, are VAT'able and stuff like chips isn't. So there's another petition here: http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/fruitjuiceVAT for everyone to sign
Because we seem responsible voters, they should lower price of fuel for us needy car owners..../rally