lipstick

[ANTHONY]

whats the most popular color and how long do'se it last?

[Spirit]

Which ones ? Where from ? Best VFM ?

[Crickle]

Oh You Guys!!

[SGHOM]

I've broke a finger nail !! damn. /Grrr /Grrr

[ANTHONY]

I've broke a finger nail !! damn. /Grrr /Grrri'v got the address of a good nail bar dear

[Alex]

Help! Emergency - my split ends are taking over!!

[bradc]

help, I'm the only guy left!!!

[Alex]

help, I'm the only guy left!!!

/haz

[Spirit]

Can we please please please have a members article on tampon insertion techniques ?

[ANTHONY]

Can we please please please have a members article on tampon insertion techniques ?do it the ladies way and read the instructions. men never read instructions

[bradc]

Pete, last time I thought you said you were a ........ never mind grrrrrrrrr

[psbarham]

which handbag would go best with my red stilletoes? please help :inquisiti

[Spirit]

Instructions.....? They must be those new fangled things I have heard about ?

[Spirit]

which handbag would go best with my red stilletoes? please help :inquisiti

Simple.....one big enough to carry your vibrat..........ohhh nevermind :evilgrin:


buzzzzz

[Alex]

Can we please please please have a members article on tampon insertion techniques ?

well there's only really two ways - spread or lift!


(And just remember you started it).

[Lillywotsername]

/haz /lol :) :D You are sooooooooooo funny Alex... PMSL.

[bradc]

buzzzzzz buzzzzzz :)

[Spirit]

well there's only really two ways - spread or lift!


(And just remember you started it).

/haz......so is the foot on the bath technique still in favour......:evilgrin:

[Lillywotsername]

hell yes!!!!!!! and if a bath side isn't available a loo seat will do nicely.

[Crickle]

You know you can get buzzing 'lookalike' lipsticks too :)

[bradc]

you can also get remote control ones that could be operated by a husband/boyfriend

[ANTHONY]

You know you can get buzzing 'lookalike' lipsticks too :)really is that not bad on the lips

[bradc]

depends on what lips you're talking about

[Spirit]

really is that not bad on the lips

*cough* which ones ? *cough*

[bradc]

great minds think alike

[Crickle]

you can also get remote control ones that could be operated by a husband/boyfriend

Excuse me, isn't it enough that they have control over our measure of pleasure in other ways without controlling our lipstick fun time too... soooo cruel!:inquisiti

[ANTHONY]

maybe amsoil do a lube

[bradc]

yeah, sometimes we don't let you drive our cars, or go shopping!

[bradc]

Amsoil do lots of lube for engines, short stroke and long stroke :D

[Crickle]

Thread Killed Instantly!

[ANTHONY]

well we started with lipstick and finished ...where?

[Crickle]

well we started with lipstick and finished ...where?

In the gutter as normal!

[ANTHONY]

In the gutter as normal! it started well but went down from there

[amsoil]

Like peoples oil levels

Noticed a couple of days ago someone was trying to convince you all to use a thick one! Brought tears to my eyes

/yikes

[Crickle]

Like peoples oil levels

Noticed a couple of days ago someone was trying to convince you all to use a thick one! Brought tears to my eyes


Not to my eyes, my car runs better on thick oil:inquisiti

[Brunty]

...and I thought the pictures of the h**k*rs s*ck*ng *ff * d*g in the pets thread was in poor taste. A new low point for this CAR forum.

Anyway.....

....can anyone help me I'm not sure these trousers are the right size (probably NWS (http://www.jokebug.com/jokepics/6663.jpg))

...the girlfriend wanted to know if her bum looks big in this (NWS (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/pecgaz/SexyPeople_2_.jpg))






sorry

[Kieran]

Oh dear god, what have we done?................ /wall

[The Vee]

WTF is all this about??/pan /pan Red is pretty good Anthony, well Brad didn't look too bad in it ...........................so I'm told

[BraindG]

WTF is all this about??/pan /pan
:thinking: ive nfi :) - talk about random. :speechles

[Crickle]

...and I thought the pictures of the h**k*rs s*ck*ng *ff * d*g in the pets thread was in poor taste. A new low point for this CAR forum.

Anyway.....

....can anyone help me I'm not sure these trousers are the right size (probably NWS (http://www.jokebug.com/jokepics/6663.jpg))

...the girlfriend wanted to know if her bum looks big in this (NWS (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/pecgaz/SexyPeople_2_.jpg))






sorry

Eww Some people should be caged and covered!

[Alex]

Eww Some people should be caged and covered!

Yes - I think that sums it up perfectly mate!

[ANTHONY]

i started this thread as bit of a joke but it seems to have got a bit out of hand

[Alex]

i started this thread as bit of a joke but it seems to have got a bit out of hand

Threads that 'get out of hand' are the best sort if you ask me :)

It's all in good fun anyhow

[ANTHONY]

Threads that 'get out of hand' are the best sort if you ask me :)

It's all in good fun anyhow true and i think it needs to go back to the priory where it was started and ment for

[Alex]

I agree - Where's a moderator when you need one? I've got a resident moderator, but he's still out preping his car for Jap Fest!!!

[Kieran]

I agree - Where's a moderator when you need one? I've got a resident moderator, but he's still out preping his car for Jap Fest!!!

/Grrr

Where's that 'Ban User' button gone?/pan

[bradc]

I stole it the other week, I thought it was going to be used on me

[Alex]

/Grrr

Where's that 'Ban User' button gone?/pan

Probably next to the 'Ban husband from my computer' button!! /pan