A couple of Quickies

[KiwiTT]

Why do men have great ideas during sex?

-- Because they are plugged into geniuses...

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What do men have in common with sex and driving?


-- They don't bother to see if anyone else is cumming before the pull out...

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What do you call a woman with only one black eye?


-- A quick learner.

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Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware party?

-- To get a tight seal

[ANTHONY]

ha ha, but you'v posted better

[Nevman]

One in the "A quick learner" style:

The man asked his wife to get him a beer.
She said NO!
After that she hasn't seen him for a week... until the swelling came off her eyes...