At the Doctors

[Crickle]

I LMAO at this one!!

> >Doctor's Office.........
> >
> >This is so true! They often ask at the doctor's office why you are
> >there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
> >sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's
> >Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room
> >full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I
> >love the way this old guy handled it.
> >
> >An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
> >desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
> >for today?"
> >
> >"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
> >
> >The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
> >crowded waiting room and say things like that."
> >
> >"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
> >
> >The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
> >room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
> >your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor
> >in private."
> >
> >The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
> >strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out,
> >waited several minutes and then re-entered.
> >
> >The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
> >
> >"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
> >
> >The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
> >advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
> >
> >"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
> >
> >The waiting room erupted in laughter.
> >
> >Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!