Spirit
08-05-2003, 09:30 PM
This little joke made me laugh !
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there
is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them"
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about
Tom Cruise?"
Dave replied "Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door
and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happenin?!? Great to see you! Come
on in for a beer! Although impressed, Dave's boss is still
sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks
him knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave
says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup,"
Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and
motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was
just on my way to bomb Iraq, but you and your friend come on in and
let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very
shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the
White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores
him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a
long time." So off they fly to Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when
Dave says, "This will never work. I
can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know
all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the
balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward
the Vatican.
Sure enough,half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony
but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss'
side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope
came out on the balcony and the man next to me said: "Who the f*#k's
that on the balcony with Dave?"
:D :D :D :D :D
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there
is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them"
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about
Tom Cruise?"
Dave replied "Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door
and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happenin?!? Great to see you! Come
on in for a beer! Although impressed, Dave's boss is still
sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks
him knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave
says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup,"
Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and
motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was
just on my way to bomb Iraq, but you and your friend come on in and
let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very
shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the
White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores
him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a
long time." So off they fly to Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when
Dave says, "This will never work. I
can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know
all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the
balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward
the Vatican.
Sure enough,half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony
but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss'
side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope
came out on the balcony and the man next to me said: "Who the f*#k's
that on the balcony with Dave?"
:D :D :D :D :D