thehedgepig
06-07-2007, 11:12 AM
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge
fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death
with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes
of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat Anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked
by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at
two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to
the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the
corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South
American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs
the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and
throws them Into the lions cage because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.
He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"
(Wait for it!!)....
The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with
Mushy Bees."
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge
fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death
with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes
of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat Anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked
by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at
two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to
the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the
corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South
American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs
the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and
throws them Into the lions cage because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.
He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"
(Wait for it!!)....
The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with
Mushy Bees."