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caishanvr4
12-07-2007, 11:02 PM
Why do Condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 & 12?

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to Walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men Use them to have safe s#x."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display And picks up a package of 3 and asks,



"Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy.





He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers,



TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."



"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack .



With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March, etc.......

ANTHONY
12-07-2007, 11:05 PM
so so true

Crickle
13-07-2007, 12:46 PM
No don't say that! It can't be true or I'm never getting married ever!

Nevman
13-07-2007, 12:49 PM
so so true

Sorry to hear that Anthony /Devil5

WITZ66
13-07-2007, 01:12 PM
so so true

The pack of three could be for married men as well....

Jan/Feb/Mar/Apr (You may need to get one of them "one extra free" packs to cover Valentine's day - If I have to buy a bloody card, I insist on getting it stamped!!!!)

May/June/July/Aug

Sep/Oct/Nov/Dec

Crickle
13-07-2007, 03:40 PM
The pack of three could be for married men as well....

Jan/Feb/Mar/Apr (You may need to get one of them "one extra free" packs to cover Valentine's day - If I have to buy a bloody card, I insist on getting it stamped!!!!)

May/June/July/Aug

Sep/Oct/Nov/Dec

Once every 4 months! Outrageous!