KiwiTT
14-08-2007, 01:33 AM
The phone rings at the local police station, and a timid voice says "will i get in trouble for giving an anonymous tip?"
"No, not at all" comes the reply.
"Um ok", says the voice "I seen Rangi, at 52 Matai Street hiding P in his firewood...i seen him stuffing it into the cracks in the wood"
The next day 50 police descend on Rangi's house. they turn the place over, and find nothing, so they go out into the yard and there's this pile of firewood. so they get out their axes and split all his wood. still nothing..
So after swearing profusely at Rangi, they leave empty-handed
About 10minutes later, Rangi's phone rings
"Hey Rangi, it's Hori. Did the cops come?"
"Yep"
"Did they split your firewood?"
"Yep"
"Aw Happy Birthday cuz"
"No, not at all" comes the reply.
"Um ok", says the voice "I seen Rangi, at 52 Matai Street hiding P in his firewood...i seen him stuffing it into the cracks in the wood"
The next day 50 police descend on Rangi's house. they turn the place over, and find nothing, so they go out into the yard and there's this pile of firewood. so they get out their axes and split all his wood. still nothing..
So after swearing profusely at Rangi, they leave empty-handed
About 10minutes later, Rangi's phone rings
"Hey Rangi, it's Hori. Did the cops come?"
"Yep"
"Did they split your firewood?"
"Yep"
"Aw Happy Birthday cuz"