KiwiTT
16-08-2007, 01:23 AM
A Kiwi was sitting at a bar in Auckland when this huge, burly American guy walks in.
As he passes the Kiwi, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says,"That's a karate chop from Korea."
Well, the Kiwi gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer.
The burly Yank then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walk by the Kiwi, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the Floor.
"That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.
The Kiwi decides he's had enough and leaves.
A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly Yank guy sitting at the bar.
He walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out. The Kiwi says to the bartender, "When he wakes up mate, tell him that was a ****ing crowbar from Bunnings."
As he passes the Kiwi, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says,"That's a karate chop from Korea."
Well, the Kiwi gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer.
The burly Yank then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walk by the Kiwi, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the Floor.
"That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.
The Kiwi decides he's had enough and leaves.
A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly Yank guy sitting at the bar.
He walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out. The Kiwi says to the bartender, "When he wakes up mate, tell him that was a ****ing crowbar from Bunnings."