Happy Birthday Bern

[BraindG]

3 today! :speechles


/HappyBD /HappyBD /HappyBD /HappyBD /HappyBD /HappyBD

[Kieran]

Happy Birthday sheep lover-boy!:afro:

[Kenneth]

Happy birthday Bern, from all the sheep in NZ ;)

[Nick VR4]

/HappyBD/HappyBD/HappyBD have a good'en

[ANTHONY]

happy birthday mate hope you get some new wallies

[WildCards]

Happy birthday mate.

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[Funkstar]

Happy Birthday dude. Have a top day.

[peter thomson]

Happy Birthday Bern

[Lillywotsername]

Happy Birthday Hun... Have a good one

[bernmc]

It's our birthday my precious?

mmmm.... sheeps... :smitten:

[Paul Beazer]

I thought he'd been committed!

Never mind, have a good one in your long sleeved jacket.

[Physician]

It's our birthday my precious?

:

You look nothing like Gollum Bern!

Very happy birthday buddy ........... :)

[Nick Mann]

Happy birthday!

:thumbsup:

[Spirit]

Happy Birthday Bern :pimp2:

[The Vee]

bahhhhh happy bahhhday sheer, err sir!

[TAR]

Happy birthday. I hope your having it large!!

/drinkswine

[psbarham]

happy birthday dr doom , have a good 'un , and no freebies from work to make the day even brighter ;)

[Alex]

Happy Birthday mate. Hope you're having a great day!

[SGHOM]

happy birthday oh doctor of insensitive carelessness. /HappyBD /HappyBD

you share it with..amongst others.. Fred Durst.. Robert Plant.. Isaac Hayes. :afro: :afro:

[richard_v6]

/HappyBD

[Joanne]

Happy Birthday :D

[Earl]

/HappyBD :5shots: :5shots: /HappyBD

[Wouter]

Happy Birthday Bern!! Sorry I missed it!

[bernmc]

Ta all. Very exciting: Wake, work, gym, bed.

Oh the life I lead!

[Kieran]

Ta all. Very exciting: Wake, work, gym, bed.

Oh the life I lead!


Absolute Rubbish and you know it, Dr. McMillions. I have a copy of the entry from your birthday diary....

0800
Wake.

0815
Served breakfast in bed by McClement Mansion's butler.

0845
Visit 'Throne Room', complain that the Loo-Roll holder is out of £20 notes again.

0905
Bathe in Coconut milk and have back scrubbed by semi-naked Virgin.

0930
Dressed by man-servant.

0945
Chauffeured to work, complaining about lack of room in back of Skyline.

1000
Work for a couple of hours, which involves knocking a few NHS patients out with a cricket bat (saves on anasthetic), followed by pandering to the private patient's every whim before gently lowering them into the deepest slumber with your amazing harp playing skills.

1205
Leave work just after midday with huge cheque from private healthcare patients, and hear on the radio that your Union has agreed yet another kazillion MegaPound pay deal. Happy days.

1300
Lunch at the cricket club with Lord Hetherington-Smythe, agreeing that the Pate de Foie Gras does not taste as good as usual.

1400
Visit the Gym, where your butler does the excercising for you, to save you the effort. Meanwhile you have another one of your special 'Consultancy' sessions with your personal trainer, Gervaise.

1600
Driven home. Admit to yourself that the Legnum was a far more comfortable and capable car and that the skyline really IS just a big, shiny dick on wheels... Take a detour via the local Gentleman's Club.

1800
Served lunch, indulge in pleasant titterings and smalltalk with Mrs. McClement who has been to the Poodle Parlour and then had a three hour 'session' with her personal trainer, Gervaise....

1900
Instruct your manservant to log onto ClubVR-4 so you can sneer at the Proletarians.

2000
Bed after a long and exhausting day. Make mental note that the Maid needs to be more careful to smooth the Silk bed covers in the morning.

[westy]

2010
fall into a deep sheep

[richy rich]

happy B day sheeplover, did your sheep treat you to any thing nice.

[Funkstar]

2010
fall into a deep sheep

/haz

[bernmc]

Dirty, rude, common, barstewards!

Reminds of one of my favourite lines from Harry Enfield...'Thank you james, I will take it on the bog wot wot wot' (when Wyne & Waynetta won the lottery).