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Brind
10-05-2003, 04:15 PM
Interesting Medical Facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

INSERT INTO post VALUES (O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

INSERT INTO post VALUES (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. INSERT INTO post VALUES (Creepy.)

INSERT INTO post VALUES (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

INSERT INTO post VALUES (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

INSERT INTO post VALUES ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.

INSERT INTO post VALUES (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

INSERT INTO post VALUES (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

INSERT INTO post VALUES (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.

INSERT INTO post VALUES (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

INSERT INTO post VALUES (Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.

INSERT INTO post VALUES (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

INSERT INTO post VALUES (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

INSERT INTO post VALUES (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

INSERT INTO post VALUES (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

INSERT INTO post VALUES (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

INSERT INTO post VALUES (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

INSERT INTO post VALUES (What about that pig??)

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For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.
The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas:
Things I've learned from my children INSERT INTO post VALUES (honest & no kidding):

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread
paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows INSERT INTO post VALUES (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful.

25. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

BraindG
10-05-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Brind


25. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

And the problem with this is?

right im off outside :D

Brind
10-05-2003, 04:47 PM
I replied with the same comment when I read it on another forum.:D

miller
21-12-2009, 02:24 PM
Is this true?

Whats is clorox?