KiwiTT
01-10-2007, 03:32 AM
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and ask - "What's going on?"
"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Helen Clark, Michael Cullen, Trevor Mallard and Sue Bradford. They're asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"Most people are giving about 4 litres."
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and ask - "What's going on?"
"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Helen Clark, Michael Cullen, Trevor Mallard and Sue Bradford. They're asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"Most people are giving about 4 litres."