I bumped my car......

[SGHOM]

I was in tesco's car park when I reversed out of the parking space & hit another car. /Grrr
The guy got out to look at the damage, & he was a dwarf ! he took one look & said " I'm not happy" /Grrr So I said " so which one are you then ? " :inquisiti

[Nutter_John]

wake up old man it's been posted twice in the last 6 weeks

gee's these newbies :p

[SGHOM]

I'm new here..... you know that ! :iloveyou:

[Paul Beazer]

Your rep precedes you sir! Still funny though!

You want to watch yourself at B&Q then.
Some bloke asked me if i wanted decking, luckily i got the first punch in.
Case comes to court next tuesday /Grrr

[DefeXion]

I think somebody posting it again is just as funny as the joke itself. Definitely worth a good alol again.

[ianturbo]

man comes home from work erly and finds his best mate in bed wiht his wife , so he stabs him to death! his wife says 'that was silly !carry on like that and you'll have no mates left !!!)
ian

old but it still makes me laugh !!/pan /pan

[SGHOM]

I was feeling depressed so I phoned the samaritans & got through to a call center in Pakistan. I said I felt suicidal & that seemed to cheer them up ! they then asked if I could fly a plane /Grrr

[DefeXion]

I don't know... that last one was a bit too relevant and questionable.
I lol'd anyway /haz