ANTHONY
25-06-2008, 09:41 PM
A chap goes to the Council for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the Armed Services?"
"Yes," he says "I was in the Falklands for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment," and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says "Yes, 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "OK. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00AM."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00PM why do you want me to come in at 10:00AM?"
"This is a council job," the interviewer replies. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls... no point in your coming in for that."
"Yes," he says "I was in the Falklands for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment," and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says "Yes, 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "OK. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00AM."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00PM why do you want me to come in at 10:00AM?"
"This is a council job," the interviewer replies. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls... no point in your coming in for that."