Brind
17-03-2004, 01:08 AM
A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a
Smartie.
After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us
are heading to that
new club, fancy tagging along?"
The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre; I
always end up getting my
head kicked in."
So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a
hard case, I'll look
after you."
Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says
"Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off
they go.
After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk
in. As soon as he
sees them, Smartie hides under the table.
The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby and start
kicking him, breaking
bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with
little sugary chairs
and generally having a laugh.
After a while they get bored and walk out.
Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to
the table and wipes up
his Jelly Baby blood and turns to Smartie and says
"I thought you were going to look after me."
"I was", says Smartie, "but those Lockets are f**king
menthol!"
Smartie.
After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us
are heading to that
new club, fancy tagging along?"
The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre; I
always end up getting my
head kicked in."
So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a
hard case, I'll look
after you."
Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says
"Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off
they go.
After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk
in. As soon as he
sees them, Smartie hides under the table.
The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby and start
kicking him, breaking
bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with
little sugary chairs
and generally having a laugh.
After a while they get bored and walk out.
Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to
the table and wipes up
his Jelly Baby blood and turns to Smartie and says
"I thought you were going to look after me."
"I was", says Smartie, "but those Lockets are f**king
menthol!"