Freudian slip

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A man arrives in his office one morning to find his colleague roaringwith laughter.

'What's the big joke?' the man asks.

'Well' his colleague replies, 'I had a hilarious Freudian slip this
morning.'

'What¹s a Freudian slip?' asks the man.

'Well, this morning I was queuing at the train station to buy a ticket from Tooting, and I noticed that the girl behind the counter had enormous breasts. When I got to the front of the queue, I asked for a return to
Titting. The girl went bright red, I went bright red and the entire queue wet themselves laughing.

See, a Freudian slip is when you mean to say something, but what comes out is what is really on your mind.'

'Oh right' said the colleague chuckling away.

The next morning, the situation was reversed and the man arrived in the
office first. He was chortling away to himself when his colleague arrived.
'What's so funny?' asked the colleague.

'Well,' replied the man, 'I've had one of your Freudian slips.'

'What happened?'

'I was sitting in the kitchen this morning, having breakfast. I looked over to my wife and instead of saying 'Pass the milk, dear'

I said 'F**k off you fat bitch, you've ruined my life'