Muffins...

[Lurch]

There were two muffins in an oven, one muffin turned to the other and said "man it's hot in here" and the other muffin replied "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

[Kieran]

We had a thread for ghastly one-liners... I'll exhume it and we'll start it off again :-D

[Lurch]

Great, love bad one liners ;)

Did you hear about the dyslexic that walked into a Bra?

[Japmetal]

How about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse ??

[Spirit]

Not a one liner but on the them of dyslexics :

Two dyslexics on a ski slope. One turns to the other and says "Ia m going to zag zig down here"

The other one says "You don't zag zig, you zig zag"

"I don't believe you" said the first dyslexic, "I'm gonna ask this guy......excuse me mate does one zag zig down a mountain or zig zag?"

The passer by replies "No idea mate, I'm a toboganist"

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"In that case I'll have 20 Benson's and a box of matches" !!!!