Lurch
15-04-2004, 10:51 PM
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day.
They come to a busy intersection and the dog, ignoring the high volume of
traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the
thick of the traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns
blaring as panicked drivers try separately not to run the pair down. The
blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other
side of the street and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket
which he offers to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near-fatal incident, can't control his
amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your
dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out
where his head is so I can kick his ass!"
They come to a busy intersection and the dog, ignoring the high volume of
traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the
thick of the traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns
blaring as panicked drivers try separately not to run the pair down. The
blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other
side of the street and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket
which he offers to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near-fatal incident, can't control his
amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your
dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out
where his head is so I can kick his ass!"