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SGHOM
19-05-2004, 05:12 PM
Mothers worst nightmare


>
> A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over
the bed.
> With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands:
>
> Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling
you that I
> eloped with my new boyfriend.
>
> I've found real passion and he is so nice, with all his
piercings, scars
and
> tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that Mom,
I'm pregnant
> and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in
the woods.
>
> He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of
my dreams.
>
> I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it
for
> us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine
and ecstasy
we
> could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science
to find the
> AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
>
> Don't worry about our money situation, Ahmed has arranged for
me to appear
> in certain films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in
their basement.
> Apparently I can earn $50 per scene. I get a $50 bonus if
there are more
> than three men in the scene and an extra $100 if they use the
horse.
>
> Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take
care of
myself.
> Someday I'll visit you so that you can meet your
grandchildren.
>
> Your daughter,
>
>
> Jennie.







>
> PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just
wanted to
show
> you that there are worse things in life than denting a car.
>
> Sorry about your VR4, I love you! :$ :$ :D :D
>

michaeli
12-06-2004, 09:45 AM
I think I'd of preferred the first one..... :laugh: