A little late night amusement !

[SGHOM]

>Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border
>checkpoint.
>Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5
>people in a Quattro, Quattro means four".
>"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts
>disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five
>persons."
>"You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means
>four.
>You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the
>law."
>The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor
>over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
>"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

[SGHOM]

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
>After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another
>beer.
>After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks
>for another beer.
>This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks
>him,"Why do you keep looking in your pocket?"
>The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there.
>When she looks good enough, I'll go home."

[Spirit]

:lolz: good one's D :-D