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foxdie
05-07-2009, 01:26 PM
For sale, Nick Manns sanity, includes straight jacket, collection from Redditch, offers start from 50p please.

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Ps. this is a spoof thread, his sanity is owned by Vicky ;)

Nutter_John
05-07-2009, 01:27 PM
Sorry it ain't worth that much ,

I will start the bidding with 1 half chewed strawberry mojo

foxdie
05-07-2009, 04:07 PM
I hereby give notice that I shall be suing you under the Fraud and Trade Descriptions Act (2003) for misrepresentation! We all know Nick wasn't fitted with sanity on the production line and to profess to possess said sanity is a clear act of fraud!

Great. That's TWO lawsuits I've started in a week.

Nick Mann
05-07-2009, 07:22 PM
/pan
/pan

Alex
05-07-2009, 07:42 PM
On the basis of this thread, I'm inclined to think you're all nuts :rolleyes3

HJM
06-07-2009, 12:57 PM
How can you sell something that was lost for ever years ago (probably happened when he got that SD1 :joker: ) ?

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elnevio
06-07-2009, 01:09 PM
I heard they found it again in an old parts bin when they were clearing Longbridge the other week...

I-S
06-07-2009, 01:50 PM
I heard they found it again in an old parts bin when they were clearing Longbridge the other week...

That was half a rich tea biscuit and an apple core c 1972.

Turbo_Steve
06-07-2009, 04:19 PM
Are you sure? I thought they came fitted to my old ZS+ as part of the optional "Sports lux pack"?

elnevio
06-07-2009, 04:32 PM
Are you sure? I thought they came fitted to my old ZS+ as part of the optional "Sports lux pack"?
No, I think you're thinking of the orange peel and pre-dunked digestive. Close though! :-ished:

Nick Mann
06-07-2009, 04:37 PM
/pan/pan/pan/pan/pan

Turbo_Steve
07-07-2009, 08:53 AM
No, I think you're thinking of the orange peel and pre-dunked digestive. Close though!

You're indeed correct about the orange peel: that was all over the bottom of the boot lid on the inside, though I am convinced that particular aspect of the paint job was common across all models?

No Pre-Dunked digestive, though: Hmm..perhaps I was ripped off! I shall write to them immediately complaining!!

White Lightning
07-07-2009, 12:39 PM
It may take a while for them to reply!

vikvallabh82
08-07-2009, 02:28 PM
can i bid one galant sport W plate with 159K on the clock..... oh wait doh! sold it to him already!

foxdie
17-01-2011, 01:53 PM
Stumbled on this old thread, thought it'd be fun to bump :)

Humpty's Revenge
17-01-2011, 01:58 PM
What had Nick done to deserve this most truthful thread?:smash:

Pastor of Muppets
17-01-2011, 02:32 PM
i miss kieran does anyone have a status update on him??

foxdie
17-01-2011, 02:43 PM
i miss kieran does anyone have a status update on him??

I miss him too :/

Beastlee
17-01-2011, 05:16 PM
Sorry it ain't worth that much ,

I will start the bidding with 1 half chewed strawberry mojo

Hot realising this was a resurrected thread I was going to comment that John is still trying to flog his half chewed strawberry mojo. In fact this makes it worse as now I know he's had it for 2 years.....someone trade him for it please before the fluff from down the back of the sofa consumes it.

Nutter_John
17-01-2011, 05:47 PM
The fluff adds texture :D

Atik
17-01-2011, 06:07 PM
Whilst I agree that fluff does add texture, do be warned that it may not necessarily taste good or be good for your stomach. I recently found a half chewed banana flavoured Chewit in the door handle on the rear passenger side in my car. It was covered in a fine layer of dust/fluff, but I think I made the wise choice and discarded it. I did proceed in finishing the remaining half a packet of Chewits that were 8 months out of date! Yummy!

However the Mars bar that had somehow glued the rear overcarpet to the floor carpet was definitely not edible! It wasnt even hooverable (sp?) but I managed it!

Beastlee
17-01-2011, 06:40 PM
hooverable (sp?)

I challenge you that it's not even a word, not worth enough to risk it in Scrabble :)

pitslayer
17-01-2011, 07:44 PM
Hoover manufacturer of vacuum cleaners.

TAR
17-01-2011, 11:09 PM
Hoover is a word. Its a verb as in to hoover the carpet. It came into common use after the patented Hoover vacuum cleaner in 1925.

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