SGHOM
20-06-2004, 08:34 PM
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
> > downwards
> > through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
> > Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
> > "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm
> > going to
> > call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of
> > balance."
> > "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
> > God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For
> > example,
> > North America will be a place of great opportunity and
> > wealth while South
> > America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will
> > be a hot
> > spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and
> > over
> > there is a continent of black people,"
> > God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one
> > will be
> > extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and
> > covered in
> > ice."
> > The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a
> > small land
> > mass and said "What's that one?"
> > "Ah," said God. "That's Britain, the most glorious place on
> > Earth.
> > There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams, and hills. The
> > people from
> > Britain are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and
> > they're going to
> > be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely
> > sociable,
> > hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known
> > throughout the world as
> > diplomats and carriers of peace."
> > Archangel Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
> > proclaimed,
> > "What about the balance, God? You said there will be
> > BALANCE!"
> > God replied wisely,
> > "Wait until you see the w**kers I'm putting next to them in
> > France."
> > downwards
> > through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
> > Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
> > "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm
> > going to
> > call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of
> > balance."
> > "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
> > God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For
> > example,
> > North America will be a place of great opportunity and
> > wealth while South
> > America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will
> > be a hot
> > spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and
> > over
> > there is a continent of black people,"
> > God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one
> > will be
> > extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and
> > covered in
> > ice."
> > The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a
> > small land
> > mass and said "What's that one?"
> > "Ah," said God. "That's Britain, the most glorious place on
> > Earth.
> > There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams, and hills. The
> > people from
> > Britain are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and
> > they're going to
> > be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely
> > sociable,
> > hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known
> > throughout the world as
> > diplomats and carriers of peace."
> > Archangel Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
> > proclaimed,
> > "What about the balance, God? You said there will be
> > BALANCE!"
> > God replied wisely,
> > "Wait until you see the w**kers I'm putting next to them in
> > France."