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I am a bit distressed at the names my family and friends are giving to 'my baby'. The latest is 'the hearse' (fair cop I suppose, given its a VR4 est with tinted back windows). The "pimpmobile" and the "dopedealer" have been other highlights.
The only uplifting thing I have found is that the most uncomplementary titles seem to come from people whose cars are much more expensive and/or slower than the VR4!
I think I'll just get a coffin, a few flowers and make a bit of money out of it.
Anyone got other cute names?
Spirit
06-07-2004, 09:27 PM
They are all just jealous that their own cars are so f**king boring that no-one even bothers to call them anything ...... apart from sh1t :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Brind
06-07-2004, 09:29 PM
Just Galant and VR-4 or the two together.
I find the name Numleg highly amusing for some strange reason though, having the saloon myself, it's just VR-4. :-b
Japmetal
06-07-2004, 10:47 PM
Mine gets called "The Bus" by a couple of my [Saxo-driving idiot] friends, but it still gets 'nuff respect 'cos they've seen how I drive it :$
Kieran
06-07-2004, 11:21 PM
Alex and I just call it "The GLS."
My workmates call it "The LuxoBarge":D:D
Big Ian
06-07-2004, 11:37 PM
:sad3: mine's is plain old "MITSY-G" :lipsrseal
landy
07-07-2004, 12:03 AM
A few mates call it the Missile, the missus calls it the Mafia Car!!
Darren
07-07-2004, 07:18 AM
One lad from work calls the the scary another calls it the beast or the f*ck me. I call her Brunhilda 'cos she's got big jugs, a fat arse and make horns grow out of my head. Must get "Ride of the Valkyrie" on mp3 :p
Japmetal
07-07-2004, 06:50 PM
Must get "Ride of the Valkyrie" on mp3 :p
I have it on CD :-D
only because it's on a movie-themes CD and it featured in 'Apocalypse Now' I hasten to add :$
Ollpen
13-08-2004, 01:20 AM
I find the name of my car pretty cute.
http://memimage.cardomain.com/member_images/10/web/514000-514999/514370_43_full.jpg
But how about "Legspread" for Legnum? At least better than "Pimpmobile", and if you are in the ladies mode that name is pretty fitting. :pimp2:
Big Ian
13-08-2004, 01:41 AM
" BITCHIE-BUSHI "........it's got quite a ring to it? :laugh:
KiwiTT
13-08-2004, 01:58 AM
In my mind I say "Quad Cam - Twin Turbo" - works for me. My last car "GTi-16v", I said DOHC 16 valve.
konman
13-08-2004, 04:11 AM
Mines "The Second Lady" cause if i called it the first lady the mrs would get a bit shirty.... bloody diplomacy
Kieran
13-08-2004, 07:41 AM
Alex and I just call it "The GLS."
My workmates call it "The LuxoBarge":D:D
The Sport has been named "Hordak" by Alex - She took one look at the front of the car and announced that it resembles said villian from the She-Ra cartoon series. I can run with that! :-D
Big Ian
13-08-2004, 11:16 AM
:sad3: mine's is plain old "MITSY-G" :lipsrseal
TODAY,i called it "a rite dirty BArSTewARD" after a week of driving through flood's full of mud and weed's from the river clyde it was boggin...i hate to say it....but i .... :sad3: used a jet wash today :lipsrseal
as tonight i have to do a 12hr nightshift 7pm to 7am, training more "dead head's" so i need my rest today :laugh: :rolleyes5 ?......no chance!
(sorry for the rabble...but i hate nightshift and i hate training folk more)
simpsonm
13-08-2004, 12:18 PM
I get "Gaylant" or "****subishi"
This is from a Diesel mondeo driver who has bad eyesight, weighs a few hundred pounds and only ever sees my motors rear end for a couple of seconds. Yes hes my boss and i think its a jealousy thing...
kaos13
09-09-2004, 10:42 PM
i have a white legnum with blacked out window lads at work thought it would be funny to get sighn writer to put a ghost busters sticker on the bact with ecto 1 underneath and put "private ambulance i see dead people on both sides . bloody funny though kept them on
Spirit
10-09-2004, 12:25 AM
Got to get a few pics of that posted up mate :laugh:
ShadyNZer
10-09-2004, 07:32 AM
the G ride :D
Lurch
10-09-2004, 02:02 PM
hearse, pimpride.... trigger mauve, tints and gold alloys... I guess sums it up....
I prefer VR-4 or legnum :)
nick-f1
10-09-2004, 03:46 PM
Whats yours called?................. Every time I see this thread it reminds me of the"Not the Nine o'clock News" mickey take/ spoof on the old Renault clio ads in the eighties. Do you remember? :laugh: :-D
Sorry this is slightly off topic.
kaos13
11-09-2004, 09:10 PM
if i knew how to post a pic i would
philipbennett25
27-06-2007, 01:01 PM
-Old post revival.
My buddies constantly call it the Gaylant. -Should have seen that one coming Mitsubishi!
But I can give as good as I get -
Car my buddies drive: Ford Gay (Focus ST), Alfa romgayo (GTV V6), faguar (XJS) etc...
Its probably every guys responsibility to come up these kinda names for their buddies cars.
Nick Mann
27-06-2007, 01:35 PM
My uncle calls mine the Getaway Car!
Works for me.....! :P
RugbyPete
27-06-2007, 01:38 PM
The Gas Guzzling v6 Monster
'The Galant' said slowly and in an articulate way
Paul Beazer
27-06-2007, 01:45 PM
faguar! pmsl!!
WildCards
27-06-2007, 02:33 PM
On our recent trip to France we had in convoy;
A new CTR - Nicknamed 'The Reebok'
A new Boxster S - Nicknamed 'The Yarr Car' after the yuppy that drives it.
A Jag XKR - Nicknamed... nothing in fact, Dave-o that owns it was a big NZ'er who could accept any ribbing of himself, his country or his job, but don't attack his V8.
A 306 Type-R - Nicknamed 'The Noisy Go-Kart'
An A2 1.4 TDi - Which didn't get a nickname, it was just the butt of most car related jokes all weekend
And the old mans VR-4, which performed admirably and ended up being referred to as either 'The Beast' or your car what drinks alot.
Kieran
27-06-2007, 04:48 PM
The Sport has been named "Hordak" by Alex - She took one look at the front of the car and announced that it resembles said villian from the She-Ra cartoon series. I can run with that! :-D
And to update this thread again, my current one is called 'Ariadne' - This one's definetly a girl.
The Golf got his name from the Thomas the Tank Engine series - Skarloey is a little red engine that's about 100 years old and generally knackered, but still tries very hard!
Beastlee
27-06-2007, 06:15 PM
Ernie is also called The Hearse as per my sig. Given it's a black numleg with tinited windows it's apt as can be.
stuartturbo
27-06-2007, 07:54 PM
mine gets called " the pimp mobile/wagon" from the family
or everyone else seems to call it "what the Fu** is that" or "is that a scobbie"
Throbbe
27-06-2007, 08:11 PM
The Legnum or the Leggie in the real world. Throbbemobile II on VW forums. Amusingly, Mrs Throbbe mispronounced it Mr Bushy recently. That may stick.
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