nick-f1
07-07-2004, 05:05 PM
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and
pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. The
redhead
sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. "
The
blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting
flowers
from your boyfriend?
"The redhead says, "I love getting flowers but he always has
expectations
after giving me flowers and I just don't feel like spending the next
three
days on my back with my legs in the air. "The blonde says, "Don't you
have a
vase?"
pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. The
redhead
sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. "
The
blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting
flowers
from your boyfriend?
"The redhead says, "I love getting flowers but he always has
expectations
after giving me flowers and I just don't feel like spending the next
three
days on my back with my legs in the air. "The blonde says, "Don't you
have a
vase?"